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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

(Captain Black, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

bonus comic sans points

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

Instant win in my view.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)

yes
*cums in your chocolate*

/used to work for a chocolate manufacturer
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

good chocolate or crap chocolate?
i thought about studying it years ago but gave up on the idea.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)

good/bad
Thornton's
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

sounds awful.
get your job back, set the place on fire.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

and ... why .. aren't you still working there?

( Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

I became disillusioned
because there was too much of this going on
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)

this is very funny

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

Sorry . . . diabetic . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

*checks this weeks image challenge*
*thinks of something about Laura Prepon*
*gets distracted*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

good idea, but...
...minus three points for using that sad twat johnny depp instead of gene wilder.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)

i will fight on this ubject till the end of the earth

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

*ubjects*
hrmph
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

Johnny Depp is Awesome.
Gene Wilder is Awesome.

They were both brilliant in their respective Willy Wonka films.

The second one shouldn't have really been made.

That is all....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)

The only reason the second film has for existing are the bit parts Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap do in it.
Although I have no seen it so have no fucking idea what they actually do, apart from walk a dog I believe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!
The second film, in my opinion is brilliant. However, it should never have been made as the original was pretty damn awesome. If it had been made and the original had not ever existed, I believe that it would be held in similar reverence to all of Tim Burtons work. But remaking films is always difficult....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)

*kills*
actually i think they're both twats. i just wanted to be annoying.

i didn't see the depp film and haven't seen the wilder one in a long time - i hated it then, too.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)

i'm allergic i'm sorry

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)