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[challenge entry] I'll be back to gobble you later, you sordid little morsel....

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# is it supposed to look like a bear trap
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# help! let me out of here!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I guess its like one of those inkblot tests;
you say you can see a butterfly but all you can see really is a giant vagina dentata belching hellfire
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Yes
I have this problem all the time...
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# BAKEWOLL TORTS WANT YOU TO PUP THEIR CHORRIES
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ond sack thuir cuck

(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# LOLCHORRIES
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Did you just fail in your moderate ambition?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Haha, nice.
nice.
Woo
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ive been to bakewell
All the tarts have several kids
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# bakewells a lovely place
its sheffield thats ghastly
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# all there was there was a co-op and some tiny shops
seriously it was worse then where I live when not in sheffield
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# is all about the pubs man
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Im sure they are loevly there
but we didnt have the time
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# what did you go there for?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# shits and giggles
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# is there any shits or giggles to be found outside a pub?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# plenty
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# now you tripping man
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# no just tired
very tired
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# And gits and shiggles?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# plents aswell
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# they only use sex as a weapon.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i think i'll make some hitler tarts over the holidays
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# they will conquer the french pastries and suffer horribly on their way to the mighty potato candy fields of russia.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)