I'll be back to gobble you later, you sordid little morsel....


From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

(Gusse Old bear! He likes the honey!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

is it supposed to look like a bear trap

( Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

help! let me out of here!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

I guess its like one of those inkblot tests;
you say you can see a butterfly but all you can see really is a giant vagina dentata belching hellfire
(Gusse Old bear! He likes the honey!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

Yes
I have this problem all the time...
( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

BAKEWOLL TORTS WANT YOU TO PUP THEIR CHORRIES

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

ond sack thuir cuck

(Gusse Old bear! He likes the honey!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

LOLCHORRIES

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

Did you just fail in your moderate ambition?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

Haha, nice.

Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

ive been to bakewell
All the tarts have several kids
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

bakewells a lovely place
its sheffield thats ghastly
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)

all there was there was a co-op and some tiny shops
seriously it was worse then where I live when not in sheffield
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

is all about the pubs man

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

Im sure they are loevly there
but we didnt have the time
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)

what did you go there for?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

shits and giggles

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

is there any shits or giggles to be found outside a pub?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

plenty

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

now you tripping man

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

no just tired
very tired
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

And gits and shiggles?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

plents aswell

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

they only use sex as a weapon.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)

i think i'll make some hitler tarts over the holidays

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

they will conquer the french pastries and suffer horribly on their way to the mighty potato candy fields of russia.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)