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(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# pffftttt.....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *dacks*
WAHEY!

hows it going mate?
nice and cold is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# fuckin freezin mate
fuckin freezin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# get on MSN you fat tart
dont forget the web cam and choc sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# sorry mate im at work
sitting here counting seconds until im on double time and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# fridgid bitch
you know you could make more money shaking that freaky thang online:)

Translation: That is a shame. The extra money souunds good mate, hope you are doing well:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yeah sure i would - 'it looks like a cock but only smaller!'
Translation: 'id like to fuck a goanna with a festered arse but need someone to hold its head'
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *invents goanna head holder*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *purchases*
*becomes countries most feared and prolific reptile fucker*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# about time someone stepped up and filled Steves boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Except this time, reptiles aren't the agenda........
Enter PAEDO-HUNTER
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!
ed: right that's beddiebyes time, laters...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# 'Night!

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :D
!
(I helped save b3ta! Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it's almost as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were then silenced

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# you gassing subways again?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
you gassing farting in subways again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# it is where I perform
beautiful music
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oh dear

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ah, just wear an oxygen mask
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# or use the force

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh yeah baby
force it

you know you like it, ahh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I dont want to push it too hard
It might crumble the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# chicken forcing is a respectable country tradition
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# but you cant go bringing those ways into the city!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yes, I'm getting into that japanese subway feeling

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# By his saggy neck

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# his pulsating saggy human neck

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# "Deep within the folds of his Neck-sac, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I feel a disturbance in the force...
...the pun-o-meter just exploded.
1.woo
2.yay
3.hoopla
4.OBE
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# It's the EE EEE EE EE
EEEEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EE E E woks
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I have a bad feeling about this

(I helped save b3ta! emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# thats becuase they scare easily but they'll be back
and in greater numbers.



/move along
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I expected that to be on a green background...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Han Shot First!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ... That's old age for you...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Haaaahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)