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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

Pfft.
Though I don't get why he has a box of Milk Tray.

Oh, wait, is it actually the Milk Tray man? I thought it was Neo.
( Bob Todd, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

yep! it is the Milk Tray man


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

what's the milk tray man?
UK advert?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

yeah, from the '80s
james bond-esque figure does action movie stunt just to deliver a box of cheapo choccies to some rich bint.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Oh, you beat me to it too.

( Bob Todd, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

yes, he did unfeasible stunts like
diving off cliffs and jumping from helicopters to deliver chocklit to a bird (presumably a chunky one, if she lived on chocklit . . . ) and he always left a card


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

and had a wank on her pillow

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

that's amore

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Oh, you beat me to it.

( Bob Todd, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

yeah, not around anymore either
was classic, big cultural impact
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

he used to creep into the bedrooms of diabetic women and leave chocolates

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hahaha!
he was the original terrible cnut!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Yes.
It shows a man overcoming all sorts of hazardous pitfalls, clutching a box of Milk Tray (chocolates) until he reaches his lady-friend, to whom he gives the box. Caption: All because the lady loves Milk Tray.
( Bob Todd, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

aaaaah
thanks to all...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

With these five replies
we are really spoiling you.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

and no horsey links
or being told to piss off to google

unbelievable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

piss off to goggle at horses!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

ah that's better
I thought instead of b3ta i was on some mythically nice message board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

Welcome to fluffy Monday

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

monday is fluffeh day on b3ta?
tuesday is noob day
wednesday?
etc?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

thursday is squits day!

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

cor, I better get ready

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

:D

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

following derisment
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)