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[challenge entry] she/he will wank your krank

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Right, that's it!
*barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# To quote Viz
"I had a dream last night that I was shagging Jimmy Krankie, now I can't decide whether I'm gay, straight or a peadophile."
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
can't beat complex nocturnal visions, or viz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# So...the punters who would call that
are they kiddie fiddlers? Granny Chasers? Midget Munchers?

Edit - Ah Weetobix, Viz got there first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# What ho drac!
How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Very well thank you
a bit sleep deprived as I i'm awake at 5am each morning because of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# you get up at 5am to read the Sun?
I didn't think there was that much in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Only time he can get away with looking at the tits without disturbing the other half
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Nah.
Like Simon & Garfunkle, I get all the news I need from the weather report
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# that is one of the most unpleasant mental images of all time...
uuuugggghhhhhhh......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Excuse me while I boke uncontrollably.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'll fall off your beanstalk
and end up in hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
you know there's a market for this somewhere..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# disturbing...
As seen in the Observer yesterday (for christs sake)

www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F00408B86CA3E76?artistid=963362&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# BEST OF FUCKING BRITISH!?!?!?
cunts............
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fucking hell
if the best that British entertainment has to offer is Cannon & Ball and Jimmy Crankie, then we all need to shoot ourselves right now..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Worse
krankies.moonfruit.com/#/photos/4515361522

Third photo from the left on the first set.

Wee Jimmy Krankie in a bikini. It's enough to make you want to rip your fucking eyes out.
(geordiedave is reliving the time Southgate missed that penalty, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# thats
almost midget porn
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)