she/he will wank your krank


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( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Right, that's it!
*barfs*
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahahahahaha
tealol
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

To quote Viz
"I had a dream last night that I was shagging Jimmy Krankie, now I can't decide whether I'm gay, straight or a peadophile."
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahaha
can't beat complex nocturnal visions, or viz
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

So...the punters who would call that
are they kiddie fiddlers? Granny Chasers? Midget Munchers?

Edit - Ah Weetobix, Viz got there first.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

What ho drac!
How's your good self?
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Very well thank you
a bit sleep deprived as I i'm awake at 5am each morning because of the sun.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

you get up at 5am to read the Sun?
I didn't think there was that much in it
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Only time he can get away with looking at the tits without disturbing the other half

( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Nah.
Like Simon & Garfunkle, I get all the news I need from the weather report
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

that is one of the most unpleasant mental images of all time...
uuuugggghhhhhhh......
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Excuse me while I boke uncontrollably.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

I'll fall off your beanstalk
and end up in hospital
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahahaha
you know there's a market for this somewhere..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

disturbing...
As seen in the Observer yesterday (for christs sake)

www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F00408B86CA3E76?artistid=963362&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

BEST OF FUCKING BRITISH!?!?!?
cunts............
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

fucking hell
if the best that British entertainment has to offer is Cannon & Ball and Jimmy Crankie, then we all need to shoot ourselves right now..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Worse
krankies.moonfruit.com/#/photos/4515361522

Third photo from the left on the first set.

Wee Jimmy Krankie in a bikini. It's enough to make you want to rip your fucking eyes out.
(geordiedave is reliving the time Southgate missed that penalty, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

thats
almost midget porn
(Fluffy the Defenestrator windows smashed at no extra cost!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)