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[challenge entry] Friday Night live...memories

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I am sitting across from a man
who knows this bloke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And I have just spoken to a man who
is sitting next to a man who probably knows Harry Enfield.
*glows*
Edit: I danced with a man who dance with a girl who danced with the Prince of Wales.
I'm crazy with excitement, completely off the rails.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# my dad went to school with kenny everett
and my great-great uncle was captain of the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# my dad was in the same class as derek griffiths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# tom o'connor was a teacher at my dad's school
my dad knows all the best b-listers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pish... my mum was in robert smiths maths class
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# My sister has asked Charles for permission
to hunt accross his fields.

And once insulted Ben Fogle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i once told john barnes he looked like a deck chair
he was wearing a white shirt with minty green stripes on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)