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[challenge entry] Corronation street protsitutes

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(Davis Catpnenis, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# As it's not compoed, i'm presuming
this is an advert for your services.

It is now compoed.

Is it an advert for your services?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(Davis Catpnenis, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ......
.......................




...
*exhales*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what is your first language?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I seen the edit what he done.
I just don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# He won't understand!
Whats yur frist speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You're right!
He didn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# BASIC
no, make that Forth
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# What is a language?
I can't speak what,who speaks what?
*shoots flock of seagulls*
*breaks concentration*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# wot?
(Davis Catpnenis, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
Corronation street protsitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# do you think his name is simon
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# he'd be some kind of twat to have that name
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# bloody unfortunate twat if he can't spell it
my kid brother's name is simon, he's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# No,
I think that's just 'cos he's your kid brother, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# of course, it goes without saying
younger siblings are always in some way inferior.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I must disagree.
/youngest child blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# twat :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm going to tell mummy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Cock is what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# my cock's smile?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Half a Gig
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# This makes me giddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# iddy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *points up*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *points up*
*points down*
*points up*
*points down*
*looks for foxies*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# foxies-esq?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Bindun.
But he has me on ignore, so oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# No, no, you misunderstand.
She will suck the "for £8" that belongs to "ur cock".

However, she likes sucking cock's full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Someone better draw me a driagram quickly

this is all so confusing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *daws a driagram*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# phoar!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I think it's irony
Or a pun.

I'm not sure, I can't keep up with the fast-paced change in comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Why does the cock have a full stop,
and does it have any other punctuation marks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Graham Norton has a queery mark
I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Round his colon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# What's all this cock talk on b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Normal service.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# AHaha
this is making me giggle a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# the kisses are a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# GONZO HAS STOLEN HER NOSE!!!!
*points downwards frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# the text has made my eyes go funny
i'm seeing 2 r's in coronation.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I'm off to get me some protsitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# it's effecting you too
nice pic of gail though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# me no speek inglish
me all confused
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# right you fool
its got bad spellings and grammar (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Plural's don't have apostrophe's!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# cock's is a plurel
(Davis Catpnenis, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Best post
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ^ this!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# No, you misunderstood, I was being sarcastic.
Plurals DO NOT have apostrophes. "Cocks" is a plural so it SHOULD NOT have an apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# No,
cock's's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# In
that case, you are a cock's.
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# your all gay's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Why??
just cos I love the cock's?
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# do you live in Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)