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# we shall fuck them on the beaches
we shall fuck them on the landing grounds..
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Seriously, this is rousing stuff.
Someone (I can't think who, think it was my pa) once said I was always one step away from battle. Now I see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Then beat them during.
Yaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
are you sure he didn't say 'one step away from the bottle'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# For an alcoholic that'd have been a bit hypocritical
not that I didn't almost... but yes. No.

Might not have been him, could have been someone else. Not too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I wish could afford to be an alcoholic
But once I've bought my crack for the day I've barely got enough for a half ounce of baccy let alone a bottle of vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# How much is crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Cheap to those who can afford it
Very expensive to those who can't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ahhhh of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
We few, we happy few, we band of bummers;
For he to-day that sheds his nut-load with me
Shall be my bummer; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlepeeps in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves hamtouchers they were not here,
And hold their manhoods, wahey, whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *wipes a tear from her cheek*











*sniffs hanky*

But that's not....



ewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# is this Marlowe's original?
"ooh, I wouldn't put 'gay' there, Chris"
"oh ok then Bill, put what you want, it's your name that's on it"
"I'll put 'day', that'll do...now where's my sackbut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# pffffft
we are so fucking highbrow.... sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)