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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

we will fuck it

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

hah!
i couldn't think of an amusing title
( new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

That sounds like a line from an excellent pre-battle warm up speech.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

haha
"on my signal...we will fuck it!"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

HELL YEAH *raises cutlass*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

"once more unto the bum breach...."

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

we shall fuck them on the beaches
we shall fuck them on the landing grounds..
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Seriously, this is rousing stuff.
Someone (I can't think who, think it was my pa) once said I was always one step away from battle. Now I see why.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Then beat them during.
Yaaaaay.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

are you sure he didn't say 'one step away from the bottle'?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

For an alcoholic that'd have been a bit hypocritical
not that I didn't almost... but yes. No.

Might not have been him, could have been someone else. Not too sure.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

I wish could afford to be an alcoholic
But once I've bought my crack for the day I've barely got enough for a half ounce of baccy let alone a bottle of vodka
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

How much is crack?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Cheap to those who can afford it
Very expensive to those who can't
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ahhhh of course.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

We few, we happy few, we band of bummers;
For he to-day that sheds his nut-load with me
Shall be my bummer; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlepeeps in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves hamtouchers they were not here,
And hold their manhoods, wahey, whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's gay.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

*wipes a tear from her cheek*











*sniffs hanky*

But that's not....



ewwwwww.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

is this Marlowe's original?
"ooh, I wouldn't put 'gay' there, Chris"
"oh ok then Bill, put what you want, it's your name that's on it"
"I'll put 'day', that'll do...now where's my sackbut?"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

pffffft
we are so fucking highbrow.... sometimes
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Hahaha
Winnah!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

Yay for bagpuss
Ning ning ning!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Hola senor.
For some reason, I am feeling like death warmed up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

bagsy first dibs on the corpse
whatever that means.

good 'ning
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Either that you're going to raise my undead corpse
using some ancient scout ritual

OR

you're going to use me to store your dip-dabs in.

Ningles!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

I was thinking bbq ribs

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Nomnomnom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

GAH Ribless zombie after my tasty meat!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

oh dear
perhaps you could explain to me, in layman's terms, Hohfeld's analysis of correlative rights

that'll make you feel better
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

.....Denny Crane.
I don't know. That's my legal skills.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Hola atcha

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

hahaah
and as for Emily... :P
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

oops!
hang on...
( new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

still a woo post
I thought it was deliberate for a moment there!
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

*yaffles*
thats great
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

hehehehe!
splendid
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

I wouldn't fuck anything with stripes

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

or fur for that matter
'ning all
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

ning

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

i spent most of my university days desperately
trying to fuck a girl who persistently wore a pink and red hoopy jumper. i don't know if that's the same thing.
( new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

*dials*

(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

hahahahaha!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)