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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# we will fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# hah!
i couldn't think of an amusing title
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That sounds like a line from an excellent pre-battle warm up speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha
"on my signal...we will fuck it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# HELL YEAH *raises cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# "once more unto the bum breach...."
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# we shall fuck them on the beaches
we shall fuck them on the landing grounds..
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Seriously, this is rousing stuff.
Someone (I can't think who, think it was my pa) once said I was always one step away from battle. Now I see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Then beat them during.
Yaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
are you sure he didn't say 'one step away from the bottle'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# For an alcoholic that'd have been a bit hypocritical
not that I didn't almost... but yes. No.

Might not have been him, could have been someone else. Not too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I wish could afford to be an alcoholic
But once I've bought my crack for the day I've barely got enough for a half ounce of baccy let alone a bottle of vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# How much is crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Cheap to those who can afford it
Very expensive to those who can't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ahhhh of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
We few, we happy few, we band of bummers;
For he to-day that sheds his nut-load with me
Shall be my bummer; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlepeeps in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves hamtouchers they were not here,
And hold their manhoods, wahey, whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *wipes a tear from her cheek*











*sniffs hanky*

But that's not....



ewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# is this Marlowe's original?
"ooh, I wouldn't put 'gay' there, Chris"
"oh ok then Bill, put what you want, it's your name that's on it"
"I'll put 'day', that'll do...now where's my sackbut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# pffffft
we are so fucking highbrow.... sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Yay for bagpuss
Ning ning ning!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Hola senor.
For some reason, I am feeling like death warmed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# bagsy first dibs on the corpse
whatever that means.

good 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Either that you're going to raise my undead corpse
using some ancient scout ritual

OR

you're going to use me to store your dip-dabs in.

Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I was thinking bbq ribs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# GAH Ribless zombie after my tasty meat!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# oh dear
perhaps you could explain to me, in layman's terms, Hohfeld's analysis of correlative rights

that'll make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# .....Denny Crane.
I don't know. That's my legal skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hola atcha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahaah
and as for Emily... :P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# oops!
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# still a woo post
I thought it was deliberate for a moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *yaffles*
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck anything with stripes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# or fur for that matter
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i spent most of my university days desperately
trying to fuck a girl who persistently wore a pink and red hoopy jumper. i don't know if that's the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *dials*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)