First ever attempt so don't be too harsh.
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( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

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to be honest patriotism just encourages hatred for other countries in the first place, so I don't think you could really get much more racist than the original.

But you managed it!

_{see if you can fit an asylum seeker in there, too}
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

and an explosion!

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

It's human nature
to want to belong to a tribe; be it a football team, model railway building club, a nation, or whatever.

Following, supporting and appreciating that tribe does not mean racism. I think you misunderstand the term.

Edit: Besides, it's not impossible the UK will be a muslim state in the next 50 years.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

I'd say it probably is impossible.
Given that the only people I can think of who are more insane and irrational that islamic extremists are Black Cab drivers.

I imagine they driving over to Mecca and running people down for kicks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

erm
Muslim does not mean Islamic Extremist.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

Actually it's human nurture
It's something that has alays happened and so it's been passed down through generations. Because we've already had it, does that make it good? Tradition for tradition's sake?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

Why did you join b3ta?
It's a tribe in all the traditional senses.

Some animals move in packs, some don't. We do.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

Rather good first post!
Size: close to acceptable PASSED
Read the compo: yes PASSED
Wooness: much PASSED
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

ooohhh! hehe!
beware the nazis. They are coming...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

oh fuck and I was nice to him!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

WOO YAY
good first post... a little bit reactionary, but, you know, good.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

good work welcome a/board
ed: ah yeah people have this thing about images over 50kb, try to keep your picture's filesize as small as possible...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Yeah,
I used "Save for web" in Photoshop but I forgot to check what the file size would be.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

meh
I don't usually whinge about 6kb, but some people will be fairly unpleasant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

durrr tuuuk ahhhhhhh javvvliinn

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)