I don't fancy my dad though.
You do. I fancy all the other massive blokes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)

If he looks like that...
I don't fancy your dad either, that's why I ran and hid under the table..

Yay! We still have some Pizza left from last time - you coming in?
( Wobbly Bloke is watching you fwap, on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

Have I missed half of a conversation?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

*checks*
38% of the conversation has been withheld for reasons of national security.

You would do well not to ask
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

We hid there weeks ago... and I can't remember why..

*Sorry about that, I'll get me coat
( Wobbly Bloke is watching you fwap, on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

But
The one on the right looks like the one on the left?
So if you do fancy all other massive blokes, you therefore fancy the one that looks like the one that looks like your dad.
QED

Noons Mrs Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

I don't really fancy any big CARTOON blokes.
The only cartoons I fancy are
She-Ra
Cheetara
and Brian from Family Guy. I'm not sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

Fair enough
I would fancy Wilma Flintstone, but for her unfeasably small waist

And Betty Rubble
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of wilma
/reddwarf blog
( theoriginalsteve *cuts comms* I prefer a quiet station, thank you, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)