Levitating Primate Man


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( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:26, archived)

I read that as "levitating private man"

( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)

I read it as...
...lactating private gland

/lie
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)

I read it as
"Come on in Aunt Edith, the water's lovely"
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

i read that as
come in my mouth edith, your daughter's lovely
( jazzman, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)

Somehow
that doesn't surprise me...

8-p
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)

well
I was preparing to spend half of march having wild monkey sex.

I have to do something with my pent up energies.
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:33, archived)

You could redecorate
or go for long walks

or buy some long-life batteries

;)
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)

batteries?
batteries?
what for?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)

For your Gameboy
What else would I mean?
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)

must...resist...urge...
to post photograph of contents of mysterious nightstand drawer
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)

I take it from that
there some "massagers" in there...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

erm
only one

of those
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)

and a few of these?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)

I'm quite sure there are none of those.
(what is it?)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

First thing that comes up on Google images
when you search for vibrator
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

1 "massager"
one of those
something rubber
something plastic
two metal things
and something with fur.

oh, and some terribly written novels, and some that aren't so bad
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)

You mean novels you wrote?
Cool.

I can kinda picture all the others, but fur? Unless they're furry handcuffs, I'm stumped...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

I did not write the novels.
I could never think of nearly enough ways to say penis without saying penis.

and it is entirely possible that they are furry handcuffs ;)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

lovestick
manhood
cock
organ
shaft

unless they're physics textbooks & you mean
PENIS - Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)

hehe, you said
physics

(psst. I've just started "My Secret Life" and highly reccomend it)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

this one?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)

Give in
to the temptation
You know you want to :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

I couldn't even if I wanted to
the digital camera was whisked away by it's rightful owner a few minutes after I posted my dinner
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)

Ice cold showers
followed by a brisk walk round the block.
(Symball, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)

macrame owls
either that or horseriding
down at kinkos
excuse me...
xx
( redkat, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)

chicken!
Hic!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)

Still drunk?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)

Got one
that's 280 wide?
(Kimbo, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)