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[challenge entry] 'ning, bindun?

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Mountian?
like a Martian?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# or a martain
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i want a martini
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# or a Martian teen?
there's got to be a website about that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Gin or vodka?
*chucks teatowel over shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# it had better be gin
anything else is sacrilege. Stupid james bond films
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Gin it is.
Olive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Don't call me olive
I'm only Olive at the weekends
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# i should cocco
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Cocco n gin
Niiiice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# gin, always gin
vodka makes me a bit shouty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hah, now I must see this at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# no you mustn't. vodka is one of the things i have forsworn
it just makes me very aggressive and decidedly unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yes but that intrigues me, you see.
I'm sure I can handle you aggressive.

Don't worry, I'm not going to spike your drinks, but I love to see nice people turn into gits. The wife's the loveliest person I've ever met (he really is- well known for being a darling) but he's a CUNT when he's pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha how does that sounds good then?
the worst thing anyone can do when i'm pissed is tell me they don't want to drink anymore. for some reason this always makes me angry *shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Curious! I'm curious!
And my curiosity MUST be satisfied. All walks of life.

The more I drink, the more I want to. Then I either vomit, have an argument, vomit AND have an argument, fall asleep or get myself into trouble with the fuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i've become quite a good drinker these days
unless i hit bottle three of good red in a night.
then all bets are off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I haven't drunk Vodka for 20 years
for precisely this reason
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# WHAT?!
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sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I expect a few of you have been up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Cadbury Highway
I live in Bournville but I don't recognise this place. Is it round the back?
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# a mountian is the technical term for an upsdide-down mountain*






*might be bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)