my mate moobsy has teh flufftiest titeees

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
Our storage area was broken into a few hours ago.
We still have to count the Jaffa Cakes but I fear the burglars may have legged it with a few cases.
'tis a sad day when burglars aren't even deterred by a burglar alarm.

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
Hunt down the chocolate thieving bastards!!!
This is not a racist comment, you being in South Africa an'all.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
The nice policemen even helped to secure the gate and door while I made them tea and gave them biccies.
I know my place :)

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
'They' make me know these things.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
no dafty its a series 1 escort rs turbo . xr2 indeed , the cdhav is week in this one lol
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
Y’know how we roll with them backseat hoes
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
and that really is saying something
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
mine is self-loathing...
*has issues*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
Since he's been on BBC, He'll sign up for anything!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
I see Jabba the Hutt must now be British. Is Tatooine secretly in Birmingham?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
"STEP AWAY FROM THE LIQUIFY TOOL"

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
A. Fat bloke on computer [celebrity head]
B. Fat Bird on bed [celebrity head]
C. Fat Bastard [celebrity head]
D. oh fuck off
:)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
E. Pearoasts with anything remotely fat/large related.
*sigh*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
but i hadn't used a scalpel for a while and didn't want to cut my fingers trying to slice a ping-pong ball!!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
You're one of the long list of people I meant to say hello to but never actually spoke to.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
and you'll have to come to the derby bash and i'll make a special effort for you!
=D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)


