b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 8526289 (Thread)

# arf! i think
i've no idea how heavy a kg is, i still work in pounds, shillings and pence.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Silly GSTQ monies is not weights.


(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I would just like to say that
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
looking for lion attaques again, were we?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# On a sexy girls and womens too
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some of the comments are hilarious, sad gits
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# biautyfuulllllllllllllll
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# stupid mother fucker idiot
jsci86 (five months ago)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you well come
polkaf2007 (9 months ago)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This deserves a comment.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# 1kg = 1000g
it's fairly easy, really
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ah but which would be heavier?
A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# My sex cock
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that a gold member?:P
Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# One might point out the gold stays stable.
Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!
FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Feed her some bacon
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well I did try and slip her some more pork.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What's what GSM is for!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I had to think long and hard to see whether
250Kg per person really is excessive.

So here's a handy conversion chart

1 stone = 14 pounds = err...oh buggrit.

Anyone here on a weight loss programme?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# A stone is roughly 6.4kg
I think
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yep
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Wahey, I am pleased I remembered that.
However using 6.35 makes me slightly heavier... so damn yooou :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# about 6 bags of sugar then
500 kg = my sugar in tea intake in a week,
that's bloody heavy.

so i deduce that i can confirm my arf!






(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 500KG?!!!?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i drink a lot of tea
and i piss for england.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Google Experimental Labs
one day you'll be able to google "Who's at the door?" and it will tell you.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 500 Kg = 28 microwave ovens
or 2.8 female lions.

Thanks Sensible Units from prev newsletter
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# 2.2 Lbs
per kilo.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ok its easy
1 fat person = 2 skinny ones

dont bother with any other conversions

if in doubt shoot the person; if you can drag the dead body they are skinny
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)