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[challenge entry] I bet he's not desperate now.

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# he loves a bit of pie, he does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i wrote you a poem.
i love you so
even tho
you smell like old feet
you're a person i'd to like to meet
i'd dess up like elvis presley
and rape you like i was john leslie.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I wrote YOU a poem:
KittyVomit has boobs
Unless she's male and they're moobs
I wouldn't like to find out...oobs.
So shut your big fat troutoobs fuck off I'm ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i keep meaning to make a little txt file of all the poem i've had written for me over the years
except i'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I'm too lazy to even find proper rhymes for them.
We're a fine pair.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# but are you a fine pair of boobs or moobs?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BOOMBS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# exploding manbreats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# oh noes terrorbreasts!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# actually, terrortits works better :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# TERR OR TITS?
TERR OR TITS????
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# tits.
for sure
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Me too, except it would be depressingly empty.

Well apart from well he knows who he is, and I tried it and I was sore for weeks afterwards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# you know i'd write you poems.
but not before we're married.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yeah, but they'd all be written in your own blood so I can't be having that.
I DEMAND ROMANTIC ODES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# His name is Jeru
He's not from Peru
Mr Pineapple is there at present
Jeru smells like a pheasant.
One that's been hanging for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I am a poet
And I was not aware of this fact until presently
And upon that time
I conducted a rhyme.
See! I was going somewhere with this!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Pooft.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yes
There once was a horse
that went around a course
then it died
and I ate it
with onions.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
I finished it for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you've seen to my horse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# His name is Jeru
and he smells of dog poo
His jokes are quite wry
Coz he nicks them from Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# \o/
a hunk of burning love
with the scent of wet cement
a meal of chargrilled dove
leads to elvis dement

I'd be all shook up
doing jailhouse rock
I'd fill your cup
and then stop rhyming.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# your nuts
my nuts

EVERYBODY'S NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# what even my nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# those most of all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# yes
especially your nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# well
if you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Who the fuck eats sweet nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# me.
peanuts cooked in sugary syrupy crap are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Peanuts aren't nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# they're actually a kind of dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# WELL NOW I REALLY FEEL STUPID!
GOD YOU LOT ARE SUCH BULLIES!

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I don't think anyone's 'flounced' since the 1830's
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# you domn't spend enough time on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# crazy fool
next thing you will be saying they are legumes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# equally confusingly, nutpeas aren't peas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I can't believe he's touching that with his bear hands.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Honey, that was a bad pun
You need to paws for effect.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hah
I've not been called honey for a while.
The grizzley bearded look tends to ward that kinda talk off.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I've not called anyone honey in yonks, probably not at all ever,
Bear with me while I try to think of another pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I reckon
Dan might be getting a bear behind soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that ta...

Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# always hated the way dans
gun fitted into his shitty guncase.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
That looks like the best fun!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)