They come over here, they shit in our ponds....


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(Carpe Perna! You'll find it's more complicated than that, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

He appears to be outnumbered

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

that's what he'd like you to believe
millions of bloody imigrants!
(Carpe Perna! You'll find it's more complicated than that, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

All these bloody immigrants make me sick
I'm going to live in another country.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Move to Germany,
yeah, it is full of Germans, but still. It is Germany....

;D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Germany FTW.
The older I get, the more I realise I'll end up there, or Holland.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Holland ftw

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

You just want me further away :-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

Nope, but Holland sounds nicer
Germany is full of miserable shits

Although I can see you LOVING Berlin :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

I do
I can dance like a Berliner. Or whatever they like to be called.

Don't get me wrong, I choose not to, but still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

you dance like a doughnut?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Don't believe for a second that there aren't any miserable shits in Holland

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

pluto ftw

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

Place your lips upon my testicles, Holmes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

chance'd be a fine thing

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

Open wide and I shall dunk with gusto.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

NOM NOM NOM

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

*roars happily like a bullseal rubbing his belly in lard*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

What a mental picture. :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

:D there's my talent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

They're all so damned ugly, though, those Germans.
See? I don't know how I managed to fake a smile in this picture, surrounded by unattractive people like this.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

...............you pimp.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

I didn't know you had so many daughters

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

I may need to extend my cellar.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

Neither did their fathers

( SpoonMeiser, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Fucking hell, you look the right stud there

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

I think the word you're looking for is "smug".
Still, at least I completely failed to get off with any of them.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

You must be doing something terribly wrong
It can't be your looks

/runs away bright red and giggling heheheheehehhehe
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

you disgust me

you bloody immigrant!

shitting in our ponds etc.
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hahaha you didn't have to squire him in London.
Every pond, puddle, fountain, he was off. I was the one that had to get him. Do you have any idea how much man-sized butterfly nets cost? I do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

pfft

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

Are you talking about Spaniards again?

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

Pyramid Head?
...Duck
( B.T., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Phwoooooooaaaaar
I've still got to get on making my nurse costume. It's almost october.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Oh.... really??

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Aye
Nurse like this though

i155.photobucket.com/albums/s299/Poffoman/Silent_Hill_Nurse9.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

!
www.japanator.com/~japanator/elephant/ul/3891-550x-cos07.jpg
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

Ace!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

oh my god, that's horrifically awesome
I'm assuming this is for halloween and not the b3ta bash?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

Aye, aye.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

that's awesome

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

What?!?!?!?
I thought it was July!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Yeah, that only gives me two months and a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'm surprised you don't have a couple
as your live performance kit
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Nurse from Silent Hill, I mean.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

"pyramid head duck, has a pyramid for a head, and a head shaped like a pyramid.."
"what the fuck, kill that crazy bitch"
"make a soup"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

yayz

( hanke, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Arf!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Klanduckstine . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

Hahahh
Oh dear.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

They took our bread! :)
(Jonny Googs, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

FAIL

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)