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[challenge entry] My first compo entry in ages


apologies for shit and bigness. Never mind, eh?

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pedoduck!!
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Needs a feem toon
(c) Dennis Waterman
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# theme tune?
"he was a dirty paedo duck,
little chicks he liked to fuck,
so he kidnapped a class,
fucked them all in the arse,
and they were as tight as a little ducks butt"


duck/fuck/butt - classic rhymes used by shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# The word butt annoys me, when used to mean bottom.
I can just about handle bum, but butt is really.... infuriating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# americanism
i only use the word in songs about paedophile ducks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE!

YOU GET SPRUNG!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# See, it's alright when Merkins say it
but when Brits say it it gets to me. It's like the proliferation of 'American style' cola and diners etc that we have over here now. FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I know you'd prefer Australianisms like backside
and beer and milk bars.

look what i just found!
www.pomsinoz.com/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# beer and milk?
That sounds like it'd make me vomit.

Oooh no, I couldn't move down there. I'd turn into jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# milk bars = greasy spoon
beer = aussie cola

I won't comment about jerky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i dont know anyone who actually uses the word butt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# He's so going to rape those ducklings.
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They're asking for it, look at them. Dressed like slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I've already printed it
and knocked one out
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I would have been upset if you hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Office lol.. Number 3.

* Today is mad - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Today I heard a child scream
Today I heard an adult lie
Today I questioned everything;
I heard that god had died


/teenage poetry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Tis loverly
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# your welcome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'd have drawn a mandarin one, but it was too difficult from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# In syrup or juice?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Juice, always juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Nice, I like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks dude
nice sig work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# It was originally longer, but didn't fit
"You don't get to be this awesome so easily. A gay wizard has to fuck it into you"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
So tell me of this wizard. What do ladies do to become awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Sex change operation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That is possibly the most sinister leer I have ever seen on a waterfowl!
canard-ly believe it. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Dastardly Duck Deeds are afoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I suspect fowl play
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Do you want a bready little chick?!
'ningles b3ta back at work again:(
Had a day and a half off and did lots of sleeping and went to see Hancock and went to see batman and went for a meal and it was good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I always want a bready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
So what I read on those websites are ture:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# one of the first things i ever drew was a duck
then I drew a train.

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Was the duck raping the train in any way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# no I was fairly innocent untill about a couple of years or so ago
then I acquired a dirty mind
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Cocking NORA!
145Kb? There's no need


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I can't edit it as I'm at work.
I had to text it in to photobucket. I thought that was dead small, am I wrong then?

I thought it was 14.5 Kb...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Tee hee! It is 14.5Kb
BT2008


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Never mind,
just ignore me . . .

Anyhoo How's you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Easily annoyed, I think I've got PMT.
If I explode, please do excuse me.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# 'bout the same, ashally
ashally

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I think we should both have a chamomile tea
and a shout into a cushion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# no, If I'm shouting into a cushion
If I'm shouting into a cushionyou'll bumrape me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you can do it facing me
that's the thing about cushions, they're quite portable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *lives and learns*
*pulls trousers back up*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# No.... don't.
The juxtaposition of hat and knackers is really making me cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# your decimal point is the the wrong spot...says 14Kb here
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I want this one to win!!!!!!
And then you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# For once.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)