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# this is one serious cat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Is he trying not to vomit?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ray winstone in cat form.
roop-de-doo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I AM SERIOUS CAT
THIS SERIOUS THREAD
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Looks nothing like a high-altitude cloud
Oh, serious...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# pft
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# he looks like he should be a jazz musician
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# that cat is like well
jazz fusion.

I get a reintroverted etch-a-sketchalism marrauding out from this skitishness and rakishly placed hat.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# humping a sax?
ok..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha he has to get off somehow
and I just noticed a hat!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# lol
sell out.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He looks just lovely. Woo.
Also, if you'll pardon the threadjack, does anyone know anything about TVs? Mine is refusing to turn on properly.
It starts up normally, and then cuts out just as the picture is starting to appear.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and on again?
/sorry *scarpers* ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# This is why I don't normally ask this kind of thing here
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# thumping it may help
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Physical violence is usually my first port of call when dealing with electronics.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# it is extremely impressive when it works
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Percussive Maintenance
TM
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# TRADEMARK™
mwhahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Impact therapy
Even if it doesn't work, you'll still feel better for hitting it
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hah, very good.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Morning :]
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# No
But if I can threadjack your threadjack:

Has anyone seen taht new Orangina advert and thought the people who made it must be fans of JJ?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# this one?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# that would be the one
yiffage ahoy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# good god the comments!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I think the winner goes to ebonyxrose for the inspired:
Fucking furries.
Yiff in hell.
You make Jesus cry.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# how is that furries?
that's just anthro. people are way too quick to cry furry.

blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/furry-family.jpg
nsfw
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ewww
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this is so pedo-fucked up..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I can just hear the photographer
"Right, stand closer together, that's it. Now smile for the camera. Brittany, why don't you hold your daddy's penis?"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# "what is a penis?"
"he pumpkin, this pink thingy"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# its the first one up if you type furry into an safesearch off google images
so very odd
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it's one of the wierdest things i've found on the net.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# good fake furry breasts on the missus though
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# you just became marginally wierder.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haaaa
awesome. wapred children much :)

lol
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# The most disturbing thing there
is the peacocks with tits.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I would have said
Giraffes with tits - so high up you could stand in their shadow
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# The panda bit most worried me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# octopod lapdance
ftw
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# on second viewing
the flowers with tits are quite troubling too...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# didn't see them
...
dear god
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
there were a lot of disturbing things. But peacocks are male.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh fuck you're right
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yeah, I just got that
maybe they were pre-op peacocks?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Post-op, Shirley?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hmm
I'm not convinced that makes it less disturbing.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# oh no, the whole thing's mightily disturbing
but I bet it gets a lot of airplay
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yup!
lovely moobies!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# What. The. Fuck.
Is that advert even legal?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It was on tv last night
so I guess yeah.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# They get away with that, and the heinz one was banned?
The world really is fucked up :/
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's PC gone mad I tell ya!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# FURRIES. ARGH.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hehehe
I think that -apart from the disturbing part- it’s quite well done and it makes me hate furries a bit less.

Oh, and MORNING YOU ROTTERS!1oneone
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# NING OH PRINCE OF ALL THAT IS ROTTEN
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# sup kss
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# 'sup?
about to paint a door

that's apply paint upon a door, not do a painting of a door in case that troubled you :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Haha, carry on then :)

I'm about to construct a mosquito thingy for my window
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nice :)
enjoy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# lol
I'm assuming you are referring to the furry-tastic one. Just youtubed it.. tis pretty mental.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# don't know what might be causing that
is it a complete power failure? old telly? I'd be accusing leaky electrolyitics.

pasanonic might know...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It's pretty old, yeah.
It does this every couple of days. Oh, it's just turned on now after 20 minutes of trying.
It also occasionally turns itself off while switched on.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# My TV does that occasionally
Picture cuts out (but not sound) - only image on screen is a flickering line.
I found that turning it off, smacking the back casing a few times, then turning it back on works...
The set is maybe 10-15 years old.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Mine turns itself off entirely.
No sound or anything. It sometimes turns itself back on again after a few seconds though.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like it's knackered
Failing capacitor or summat. Recommend you scrap it and buy a nice new one.

John Lewis give a 5-year warranty on all new tellies, which is nice. Richer Sounds is pretty good too...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah I think it's on the way out.
I'll look into a nice shiny new one sometime.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# one thing you could try is de dusting it
worked for my telly now that i think about it.

just open it up get the lint out and reseat all the plugs.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, I tried cleaning it up a bit inside, didn't seem to have any effect.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Have you tried buying him a new dress?
Oh, TeleVision...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yes.
My transvestite is perfectly healthy, thank god.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# tis borked
buy a new one.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)