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[challenge entry] He's making a fur coat...

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(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# um...
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# From Silence of the Lambs.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Silence of the Lambs innit
He traps people in his cellar and skins them.
Only that's a mouse.

That's the joke...


Well it was funny when I thought of it :/
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I liked it
and understode it, unlik the rest of theis unedducatd people.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# As did I.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Get this!
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i dont have 3d glasses!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Very cool.......
...but back to front : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# There's a song, too :]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# This is such a nice song.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It's one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# i always preferred this
silence the musical
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# it's gonna take him er, umm... 'he-she' ages to do it that way
:P

EDIT: on second thought, maybe Buffalo Bill decided to be a furry instead of a transsexual -- even STRANGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it is skin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# o'r els'e i't get's th'e hos'e agai'n.
(Cakie So very tired..., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *breaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# its a-skin for it!

EDIT: - mmmm i have Skittles Vodka (home made of course) and tiger bread with extra mature cheddar cheese melted on top

yum...what have/are you guys eating??
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Just had,
A ciabatta with sausage and bacon on,some Doritos Chlli heatwave,a club and 2 bourbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# CLUB BISCUITS FTW
not had one of those in years!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# NO WAI!!
GET THEE TO THE SHOPPE!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# but they've probly all been nicked
/liverpool blog


i actually got a nice, fozen and packaged leg of lamb from a "man in a pub" for a fiver...he'd nicked loads and was selling em cheap. i went back to the store and it would have cost me £11.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yays!
Hurrah for Scouse Scallies!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I had B&E and just a plain B
Was very tasty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Did you got to the Leadmill?
If I'd had gone out last night, i would have ended up there!!

/freaky scarey blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah I went!
It was full of scummy slags, and overpriced drinks :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# One of my mate's mates work there,
Quite high up too...
No he's not the lighting rigger!!!
Some sort of Manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Boom Boom!
*shakes head in distugst at terrible joke*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# bacon and egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :D
needs more sausage and/or black pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I dont have any sausage, only B and E
:(
There are some pork chops in the freezer....
This could be a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# pork chop butties!
document it and send it to the news letter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hmm, that could work!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# My girlfriend recently returned from Spain,
so I had manchego cheese on toast with chorizo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# the finest spanish
penis sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I had a pasty while watching Full Metal Jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# great film...
...great pastry...what filling?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Cheese and Onion, homemade! :D
I don't like steak ones, for some reason.
I like steak, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :O
what about cornish pasties? they are the WIN (as they look like little steggs)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Well I do live in Cornwall :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I usually have a pasty for lunch when I'm at work.
The bakery's just around the corner :D
*epic win*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It rub's the lotion on it's skin
or else it get's the ho's again
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)