What's inappropriate here? The eggs? The cardboard? Or the combination of said ingredients?


"Thanks for entering the Walkers Do us a Flavour competition.

There's just one problem the flavour you have submitted contains inappropriate language/image, which means we can't use it.
"
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

that all sounds terribly unfair.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)

they obviously miss-read that logo, resulting in the imappropriate language
and that double layer corregated cardboard would have any cardboardphile jizzing in his pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)

Too much nutrition in cardboard.
The egg is fine, it could be simulated by dusting with sulfur.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)

pfft
best comment ever
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

suggestion: satan and enya flavour.
it'll win.

not being geographically eligible, i cannot enter the compo. so, i offer my satan and enya flavour suggestion to a resident of potatoland.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)

I'd imagine that would taste like..
Slightly spicey bilge water.
( mikenco, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahah
you fucking loon!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

I think...
the person running the compo didn't like the colour.
Or maybe eggs are offensive to the chicken market, which is a rapidly growing crisp eating demographic.

Maybe...
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Sod Walkers!
Take it to Golden Wonder!
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)

I was thinking of entering that
but I couldn't be arsed.

Was thinking Vagina with Gooseberry Yoghurt which I did taste once...
( stopmeandslapme Your pub, their pub, serves the same, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

Ewww
gooseberry?!
( namdrah Puntasmagorical nightmares on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Change 'Vagina' to 'Undermeat'
and you're on to a winner!
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)

LOL
best line ever
undermeat
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hahahah fucking hell
this has me giggling like a spanner
( mofaha, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

hahahahaha
you inspired me and the lady to put our own entries in. Expect either bread or body odour flavoured crisps to be hitting the shelves soon!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

Too Late!
They already have cardboard flavour.
(Dr GUID, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)