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# Goooooooooooooooooooooood Morning all
Rther quiet this morning. I reckon a quick sound off won't harm anyone.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:05, archived)
# i agree
and good morning to you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:09, archived)
# hullo
I'm just lurking. and when the board wakes up good an propa, I'm gonna post my new piccy :D

Guten Morgen to everyone :D

it's 9 pm down here in Kiwiland
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Good evening
I had my local burger bar make me a Kiwiburger the other day, got some very odd looks :o/
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:21, archived)
# was it made of kiwis?
the fruit the bird or the people?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:22, archived)
# nah
it had egg and beetroot in it, tis very yummmy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)
# um...
*boak*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)
# OH NO!
it is a crime against humanity for a hamburger not to have egg and beetroot!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:29, archived)
# beetroot
is boufin'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)
# my little niece burat into tears one tea time
she bawlled "I don't like that beetle fruit mummy"
Made I larrf like a loon
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)
# that's the kind of thing
my wee sister says all the time. She's 24...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)
# single ?



/dirty mac
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)
# yes she is...
wanna see a pic of her?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)
# duh..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)
# *arm twisted*
go on then
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)
# hmmmm
I can't find a decent one... remind me later! there are a few pics of her on my daughter's website (Aunti Jo) here

I'm off do unspeakable things to a banana in the name of baby breakfast. back soon.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Gourmet Burger Kitchen rules
(at least the one in Putney does)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)
# morning
why aren't nights as long as they used to be when I was younger?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:13, archived)
# you should wait till you reach my ripe old age
they are measured in minus figures, I actually get up 3 hours beofre I go to bed
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:17, archived)
# it wouldn't be so bad
if I got the chance to sleep from when I went to bed till when I got up, but the ratbag has a cold and is waking through the night a lot.

Edit: "when i get to your age"... should I ever live that long ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:21, archived)
# In theory not
as my age will increase accordingly every year yours does
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)
# would it be
impolite to ask how old you are, or at least in which decade/century you were born?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:24, archived)
# 35
so this year my age and waist size match....for the 2nd time since my teens
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)
# 35
is the best age ever for a bloke. in my experience. 100% of FACT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Something for me
to look forward to then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Mooooooooooooooooooooorninge
Wooo it's signing on day today...the highlight of me fortnight.
grumble poxy colliers wood grumble
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:16, archived)
# you're lucky
you're entitled to benefits. Got a letter through the other day, child benefit is going up 30p per week! to £16.05...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:17, archived)
# ah but I still have to
cough up to the CSA, even though she has remarried a fella on £50k and had my sons surname changed
/bitter ? Me ? I'll have a pint
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:19, archived)
# that
sucks. muchly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:20, archived)
# yeah she sucks now
didnt for the 7 years I was married to her tho

badum tush
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:22, archived)
# too early!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)
# that was her excuse


/im on a roll now :o)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:24, archived)
# the too early bit
or the groan bit? I've almost forgotten what it's like...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:25, archived)
# you need to get urself a Harley like Mrs Flan
saves a fortune on batteries ;o)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:27, archived)
# don't speak to me
about the price of batteries! I should buy shares in Duracell...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)
# I've got a spare
mini engine and gearbox in the shed, only fires on 3, should be ideal
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)
# wouldn't it
be a bit noisy?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)
# 75bhp verus 2xAA
you choose
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)
# well
2(2xAA)+2xC actually...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:40, archived)
# christ
is it a starter motor off a ford cargo 7.5ton or summat ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:41, archived)
# no
there's just more than one...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:46, archived)
# lets
make it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)
# rocks
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# white
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# >
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# this
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)
# bigga
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# What
chevron?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)
# DUnno
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# Fear!
The almighty chevron!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)
# .
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(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I thankyou
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)