The 4th Feb 2009 one is rubbish

( Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

I bought a gig ticket for February tonight.
I'm sure my girlfriend is delighted that I'm taking her to Judas Priest on valentines day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

that's what you think

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

I hope you're going to tell her before the weekend...

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

She knows, I'm shit at keeping secrets.
Also I wanted to see if my friend could sleep on her sofa afterward the gig.
I'm an old romantic really.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

You romantic smoothie you

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

I'm paying for her ticket and everything.
Maybe I'll buy her an alcopop too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Just the one, though.
Presumably she's driving.
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Hey, I'm not that bad.
she hasn't passed her test yet
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

has she booked it
for the 13th?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

If she fails there'll be trouble

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

lined up the replacement
already then?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

You can drive, right?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

need a car though
but my dad was brought up in toxteth so shouldn't be a problem
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Get your coat, love.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

hmm
i can see i'm gonna have to shave come february
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

i keep reading that
as diving
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

That was never a fucking penalty!
(or something)
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

i was thinking scuba
still makes no sense, but it's as good an excuse as any for me to start on the beers whilst i wait for BBC to update Iplayer
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)