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( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

bonsaaiiiiii!


/kk
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)

ooooooo. nice.
at what time do these image challenges get changed these days? sorry to ask - only been here 5 years...
( hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

After Fraser changes his pants
edit: Next week's challenge is shit - HA! IN YOUR FACE, HEDGEHOG
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

It changes when Fraser announces it
and is usually between 7pm and 11pm unless he gets stuck in the pub.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

normally before he leaves b3ta towers ain't it
was before i left uni anyway, ain't been about as much since july so am out of any loops i was ever in
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

I think he sneaks out to the pub when Rob's in the loo
and has to be dragged out by the scruff of his neck and beaten with hammers sometimes.
Apparently.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)

hand me my hammer
i need a job
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

I believe that twatting hammers are all the rage these days
and as luck would have it, Grey Kid sells Twatting Hammers.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

but will they pay me a sponsorship deal
to be seen using one?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Ooh hmm
I suppose so. If you are really famous.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

well you've heard of me right?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

hahahah, great hat

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Thank you
:)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

at what time do these image challenges get changed these days? sorry to ask - only been here 5 years... good
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

The complaints about the compo get earlier every week.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

Next week's challenge is fucking shit.

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

The one in 3 weeks is good.
For the first day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

The week after isn't bad, though.
It gets shit again from then on, though.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

The week after is still shit
compared to what it was like seven years ago. It was good then, and then it got shit six years and eleven months ago. It's been shit ever since, and everyone who joined since then is shit.
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

One year,5 months and 21 days ago seems to be the shittiest though!!


Edit: Buying myself a Rubik's cube tommorow, I might let you play with it!
( Mstandot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

I made stick-on CDC tattoos

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Yays!

( Mstandot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

I want to know what you're going to stick them on with
before I touch the cube.
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

No! You stick them on your body.
And you can use any sticky stuff you can get hold of!
( Mstandot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

they come already sticky
the captain and i shall assist in application if required
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

The thought of that makes me sticky enough!

( Mstandot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

*warms hands*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

Haha

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

:'[

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

You took your time.
;P
( Mstandot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

I don't check b3ta very much.
I'm in and out :P
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

Let me get my complaint in first then
THIS WEEK's COMPO IS SHITE AND A HOTBED FOR CHEEKY MOVIE POSTER PEAROASTS.

*folds arms*

There, I said it.

edit: ARRRGH DAMN YOU THFH!!!!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

Your timing is fucking shit an' all.

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

a whole minute late!
edit: fuck he did it again!!!
( hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

And if they think that spelling that word slightly differently will confuse us, it won't, because
it's BINDUN.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

The 4th Feb 2009 one is rubbish

( Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

I bought a gig ticket for February tonight.
I'm sure my girlfriend is delighted that I'm taking her to Judas Priest on valentines day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

that's what you think

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

I hope you're going to tell her before the weekend...

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

She knows, I'm shit at keeping secrets.
Also I wanted to see if my friend could sleep on her sofa afterward the gig.
I'm an old romantic really.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

You romantic smoothie you

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

I'm paying for her ticket and everything.
Maybe I'll buy her an alcopop too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Just the one, though.
Presumably she's driving.
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Hey, I'm not that bad.
she hasn't passed her test yet
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

has she booked it
for the 13th?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

If she fails there'll be trouble

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

lined up the replacement
already then?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

You can drive, right?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

need a car though
but my dad was brought up in toxteth so shouldn't be a problem
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Get your coat, love.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

hmm
i can see i'm gonna have to shave come february
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

i keep reading that
as diving
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

That was never a fucking penalty!
(or something)
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

i was thinking scuba
still makes no sense, but it's as good an excuse as any for me to start on the beers whilst i wait for BBC to update Iplayer
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Never in the field of b3ta image challenges were so many fucking pearoasts posted by so many to so few people who cared
( hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

WHEN WE ELECT HANKE AS COMPO PICKER
MY SLOGAN:

"As one judge says to the other: be just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary."
( hanke No, I'm Spasticus!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Great landing, Admiral
Now let's see you take off again!
Woo!
( Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

and why not...

( hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

starwas stuff does seem to lend itself well to ww2 imagery doesn't it
:)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

VERY well
:)
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

~~~

( MAP, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)