I think he sneaks out to the pub when Rob's in the loo
and has to be dragged out by the scruff of his neck and beaten with hammers sometimes.
Apparently.

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Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:02,
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I believe that twatting hammers are all the rage these days
and as luck would have it, Grey Kid sells Twatting Hammers.

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Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Ooh hmm
I suppose so. If you are really famous.

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Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11,
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