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[challenge entry] Couldnt do any worse....

From the Save the Economy challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hooray!
Or should I say 'rrrrufff!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRUFFFFFFFFF!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *warms Trelly's hands with her pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *gleeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# One day I shall make you come round
purely so you can bathe in the glorious wonder that is the wife's Percy impression. He's a mimic anyway, but this is so perfect.

Consequently I get called Edmund or a little tease quite a lot now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I love Tim McInnerny
He's a sweety :)




You got the Tudor thigh highs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :D I do too, bless him.
Was I planning on? Can you show them to me? Damn this amnesia.


edit: fucking hell I'm stupid today. I wish. If I had, and a goatee, I bet I could keep you forever.

By bet I mean hope. By hope I mean I've had a bad year, don't let that pressure you or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Long as it's not just me...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh hell no.
I want to beat the shit out of Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Cos Gabrielle Glaister is odd
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
#
round

's Percy im ex
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I just sneezed
Want tissue
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *Puts tissue in hand and holds hand out* face in, blow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *FÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜT*
*schnüffel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lovely.
Now go and wash your hands and face before you have your tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *runs off upstairs to bathroom*
Clompclompclompclompclompclomp
wüüüsch
Clompclompclompclompclomptrip
*thunk*
* * * ** * * *** **
* * ** ***** *** * *
* * ** * * ** * * * **
* * * **** * ***** * * *
fgkfglfjertb 5 5 6zt h
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh, you.
*hug* too endearingly odd, that's your trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I know... :) x
NOONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *rubs lovely cream into pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# MAGIC cream!
They used to have that at my school when I grazed my knees!

mmm magic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# And a kiss, and all is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# But you haven't seen where I bruised myself yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Who are you talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# True.
*presents bruise for inspection*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# :D *goes home on a gleebubble*
nite lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Night duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# liddlebitopolysticks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# One of my faves of yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha
That is very true

even better because Tony is a huge Labour supporter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# And a c***.
You forgot c***.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# very nice indeed
and thanks wasp box for giving me the clue i needed, i though it was wossy looking rough.

*mind addled.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRuffff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahahha, but is is a good use of his time and resources?
*headbutts*

:D

I've had enough of work for the day, BYYYEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Has anyone else seen the 5 hour (ish) I heart the Blackadders documentary that's been on?
It was on one of those ex-UK channels. You know, the ones called Dave, Watch, Alibi, Bob Holness + 1 or whatever.

It was good and i feel a pre-cursor to them showing the entire Blackadder series over xmas. They had amost of the cast talking about it and didn't rule out doing another series btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# UKTV Gold.
One of the ones I don't have.

Rowan's not very keen on the old acting, these days. Prefers to drive F1 cars in to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# do you have a
virginmedia cable coming into the house? ( regardless of contract )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I have absolutely not a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I hear they're turning off the TV soon anyway.
The "Why Don't You" law comes into effect in another few of years
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *isn't Ant McPartlin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# find out if you do and I will
contact you with information that will get you free TV ( every single channel on the virgin cable network ( ex NTL or Telewest is the same ) for little under £100 and never pay anything again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ooooh! You clever chap!
Thank you lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Is this 'fishy business'?
Phantom boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# no.
eurovox
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Whatever it is
you're a diamond. I'll get someone more technically gifted than myself (anyone, then) to have a look tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Yes. I have indeed
watched that with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)