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# I want lasagne
you have worms?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# deep fat fried
...oh no, you mean intestinal worms? don't think i've got them... how you know?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You pull down your kecks
wave a mars bar near your arsehole and see if one pops out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ...and record it on tape and sent it to noel edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that is noel edmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# You've been Framed
£250. Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# who wants to hold the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh look, I've left the oven on...
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# do you have an itchy arse hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that sounds like a really bad chat up line...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# you answered it, so it must work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# you should try this in the real world
"excuse me miss, do you have an itchy asshole?"
WHAT?!
"sorry i meant, would you like to wear this paper bag on your hea*SLAP* ow what you do that fo*CRUNCH* owww *timber* *THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# worm lasagne?
how scrummy!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# i would still eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# don't forget to prepare the worms
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# quick!
to the frying pan!

*egg and bacon times... oooooh yeah!*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)