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[challenge entry] Cobain-Horse parties harder than you do
Crazy Cobain Horse

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(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Extreme.
I'm smoking a clove joint. It's lovely. With my friend, Adam. He's not being so lovely.
EDIT: Also, we're listening to Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour. It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Clove?
What are you, French or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# They're Indonesian you uncultured pleb.
Et oui.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Clove though?
As in the kitchen accoutrement?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# That's right.
They're called kreteks. The cloves contain a natural anesthetic that sooth your throat. You make them with licorice rizla and they're just really aromatic. Anyway my mate was rolling me one and he crumbled some weed into it. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Congratulations.
You win the 'most typical student' award.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# No man, we're like, totally being ironic yeah? So it doesn't count.
We were actually joking about this earlier and, tragic as it is, it's actually pretty fun.
Edit: And to make things worse, we just got back from a lock-in.
Edit2: Also, before we went out, we were sitting on sofas, drinking coffee and discussing politics whilst listening to some bebop. Take that.
Edit3: Now we're going to a 24-hour breakfast place. Keep it real man, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Whilst talking about how much you love obscure band.
Yes, obscure band are also my favourite.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Yeah?
Well I liked obscure band before they got big. They're too commercial now.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I, too, enjoy the music of obscure band.
Perhaps we should discuss their releases further. Whilst smoking clove perhaps. Seems like the most decent thing to do. Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# You're a big meanie.
It's not becoming.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# BIG NEWS, JUST IN:
TTSSATTSR CONFIRMED AS A JERK.

MORE AT FOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I'll watch news 24 for the minute-to-minute rolling headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# "BREAKING NEWS."
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP BREAKING THE NEWS!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS, JERU.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# GOING FOR BREAKFAST, MAY BE SOME TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# "Please let me through, I'm bursting with news."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# what's the matter with cloves?
i do love cloves. probably because they're illegal in my state... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Seriously?
Do you mean state as in America or state as in general condition.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# the state of maryland
the sale of cloves is illegal, supposedly some senator's kid smoked like five packs in one sitting and died (this is hearsay that i heard maybe five years ago, and my attempts to verify it have turned up nothing)

that's america! dumbasses spoiling it for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Cloves 1
Guns 40,000
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# haha, you should mail his dad some cloves.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# You're one to talk, barely legible bandname man!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I'm not sure I follow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# it has umlauts!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Yes!
They make your lips sweet. Love Bali Hai in particular.

French, ROFL.
(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Bali Hai?
I'm going to buy some off the internet but all the import sites are pretty dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Well I'm smoking
a normal joint, and I bet I'm enjoying it more than your poncey clove joint =P

Woo to the picture btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Nuh-uh, it's lov-er-ly.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Well fine then
You enjoy your solid poos and clove joints!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Fuck, what I'd give to be able to shit right now.
It's like the carnival has come to town and won't fucking leave!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I know the feeling
for the last 4 days I've been dying for a shit and only just managed to squeeze out a small nugget... Fucking bowels...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# 4 days. FOUR DAYS!
I don't think I've even had a shit in october yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# You'll have to prise it out with your fingers. Maybe a spatula.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# If I was a mathematician I could work it out with a pencil.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Thanks mate
Thought no-one would notice above the kretek smoke.
(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Well at my 5 month milestone
I was getting flamed and generally pissing people off, so you're doing a lot better than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Thank God someone is doing it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# *bows*
I was pissed enough as it is...


The gay shift is a lot more bizarre when pissed/stoned...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# A PURPLE CATTERY. FOUR HUNDERED SMILING PLANT POTS. A TRIP TO THE LAKES. ALL PEOPLE CAN BURROW A SUPER CLOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND YOU CUNT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# OH SHIT. IT WORKED. YOU MUST BE STUPID OR HIGH OR SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Something, definitely something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# You wait for moments like that, don't you? Witty retort all ready to go. You just have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# A retort for every moment and a moment for aviary retort.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# How faggy of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# How saggy of you.
Sort you excess skin out.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Woo, musics!!

Today I lack coffee and thus effort, but I make no apologies. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA
Fantastic. Ca-lick.
(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# INFAMOUS BUTCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# hahaha!
more maths+metal jokes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# \m/ \m/

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Cool! You wanna know what isn't cool though? Alone in the Dark 2. YAWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I'm sure it's not as
disappointing as the new coen bro's film
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Nothing to tell really...
As the fantastic Dr Mark Kermode said... the Coen bro's seem to do an awesomely epic film followed by a 'kick back and relax' film... Seems to consist of pretty intelligent people playing stupid ugly people + an obscure story line.

As a film of it's own accord it's nothing to sniff about, but I was expecting something a bit more from the Coen brothers, especially considering the cast.

But hey, everyone's allowed a mediocre film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# How very fair of you.
I'm gonna have to hunt out my VHS of the Big Lebowski now for my evenings entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I don't think I've ever actually seen a coen brothers film.
Other than a few sections of O Brother.

EDIT: Actually after looking through their filmography, I've seen Raising Arizona and about ten minutes of Fargo (which despite everyone saying is brilliant I could physically not even vaguely absorb).
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# The
Big lebowski is worth seeing. Fecking awesome. And Fargo I thought was also pretty spangtastic. I look eagerly forward to the Coen brothers topping teh big lebowski though =)


On a seperate note, I generally attend any fancy dress party as the dude from the big lebowski, because comprising of pyjama shorts, a tshirt, dressing gown and shades, tis the most awesome and minimal effort costume going.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Ladykillers was mediocre
But I must admit i loved Burn After. It's not Lebowski, but since Lebowski is IN FACT the awesomest film of all time, what could ever match it?
(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)
# right, i wish people would stop judging burn after reading against their earlier work
it's a great movie! it's not laugh out loud funny, it's subversive funny, and, if you want to go there, it's classic Coens: a bunch of flawed people get into a clusterfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
# *drunken lazy rp tiem!

horses and such!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# good, this means that the shitty bandwagon is over.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)