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From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

Hehehe.
I'll try not to pick holes in your claims for this product, because that would be deeply unfunny and I'm trying to switch my work-brain off.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

D'you know something? When I was making this I thought..
"That darned pharmacist will probably tell me it doesn't work like that"

trufax :)
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Is that like a cross between a pharmacist and a fascist?
You have no idea how apt that is at the moment, I'm seriously considering cleansing the gene pool by poisoning all the inbred freaks I have to deal with.

edit: you filthy ninja.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

ha, fear my awesome ninja skills!
/things that bad, eh?
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

What ninja skills?
It's still there, you silly.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

He said "pharmascist".

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

you have no proof...
...
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

he now says
phamacist. is that you when you've forgotten your lunch?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

I help people to become famous.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Aaah
That's the one I thought he thought he'd ninja'd

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

what are you all talking about???
*whistles*
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

deja vu
they must've changed the matrix
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

NFI
I have little or no testosterone and therefore my ramblings make no sense ;)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

I prescribe more Jaffa Cakes - Stat.

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

Heh, no worse than usual.
I'll probably get banged up for strangling my area managers first.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

well, if you're going to poison inbreds, practise somewhere where it won't be noticed
Cornwall
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

It'll be noticed if I die, though.
There will be significantly less daily dosage of Rocky.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

you're right, Suffolk it is then!

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

reists making comment
;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

I thought Cornwall was bad
before I moved to Dundee. It's full of weird, lumpy, mis-shapen freaks with hair sprouting from every exposed piece of skin. There's a Dundee shape, as well - they start getting fatter from the neck down, and then where they should have thighs they just have continuous buttocks with little stumpy legs waddling away underneath.

Apparently Arbroath is worse, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

You've never experienced Neanderthal until you've visited Gt. Yarmouth

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

^This

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

Hold on!
lmao. fire in the hole !!
(littlelise, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Appearantally they assist in wider girth . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

The TurdBurglar


When Guinness and prunes just won't do the job.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

haha not for me thanks--i'llpress on wi'guiness n' prunes

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

For those willing to take the plunge . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

Oooh
*buys twelvety*

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Hahaha :D
Something else inspired by a links board post yesterday ;)
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

you've lost me now
*goes to scroll back*
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)