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( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Moisturizer
has a 'z'
;]

*click*
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

If you're a Merkin,
with a not-black president ;)
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

No it doesn't :(

( Mu Sticks™, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Does tooo.

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

merkin uses z
we use s
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

UZA only
;)
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

We use z.
Otherwise the ebras would feel very silly.
( Mu Sticks™, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

But at least they have zylophones to keep them company.
xebras, I mean.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

No it doesn't.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Does too

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

DOE SNOT.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

YEAHDOESYEAHDOESYEAHDOES

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

No, it doesn't.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

yo can't spell color withot either

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Moistrizer?

( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

thats more like it
:)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

Silly mericans, something about presidential election

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Errrr.... bluff.
Like there's no such thing as a 'synthesizer'.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

Yuh-huh there is.
I think that's how we spell it.



3.33% less? How?
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

1/30

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

Adult humans have 32 teeth.

( Mu Sticks™, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

if they have all of them
most people don't have all their wisdom teeth, i'm sure the Office of National Statistics could give you an average figure of how many teeth we all have, which I would guess is below 28
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

Quite right.
Was 30 last tuesday, 29 since last wednesday.

Enormous wisdom tooth (upper, 3CM) removed due to baeing too hard to clean, and too hard to repair.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

They were punched out when he spelled something the american way.
You have been warned.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

'Tap' does not contain the letters F, U, C, or E either

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

heheh
Real men don't moisturise
much
( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

For that stinging after burrrrrrrrrrn !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

A click and a woo.
Can I leave this here?



Edit: Should have prolly mentioned, old comp pearoast hence not in new thread
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

That should clear up any acne . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

I...
...especially like the tiny 'Now with lower pH" in the corner but it's a bit hard to see.

Chemistry lols... for great science!
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

You may
As long as you don't come running to us later when you can't remember where you left it
(littlelise, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

pffft
blobstrop repellent
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

Does this come with...
A box of Terry's All Gold and a Frankenstein mask?
( Amish Information Systems is OfQuack certified until, roughly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)