Forget niceties and being pc,
real men get straight to the point.
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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hhaahaha
i love naughty sweets!

sorry for camera phone crapness!
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:49,
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nasty
white chocolate is the devils cum
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Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:58,
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Smarties are shit now anyway.
I want my e numbers back.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:50,
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I've not had any of the new ones
I stick with tangfastics now
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Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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with what?
every time I want sweets I buy minstrels. Minstrels or double decker. Mmmmm.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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Haribo Tangfastics
Or the big bulk tubs of flying saucers that are in the shops at the mo.
I am a little piggy
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Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:59,
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PERCY PIGS
from Marks. I think they're called Percy anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:00,
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I've boycotted smarties
since they changed to the hexagonal packet
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Mushroom, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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i kinda did the same...
although i eat those MASSIVE bags you can buy...for fatties and that sort
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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On the upside it means Jimmy Carr's joke about putting them on cats and making them look like a robot makes more sense.
On the downside, it means you have to think about Jimmy Carr.
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Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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I remember proper sized Wagon Wheels
and coke cola bottles - Also the Cola Bottle gums coated ina sugar that could only have been mixed with Cocaine was it always gave me a real buzz...
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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You can still get the cola gums
...as for wagon wheels, your hands have just got bigger ;)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:58,
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The sugar on cola bottles is different now
doesn't make me all fluttery.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:00,
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Mmmm
*offers services if wanted* ;)
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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Yes the mystery ingredient is missing
just like original Coke was apparently made with real coke leaves and advertised as an "Envigourating drink!"
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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Except for whatever shit they put in purple starburst.
Those somehow make MY TEETH HURT!
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Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:13,
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I defy the alliegance that just because
the proportional size of Wagon Wheels will obviously seem smaller when you get older - that they haven't actually gotten smaller simply because they are cheap skates thesedays - also they had thicker chocolate whether or not my hands are bigger that will not affect the thickness of the chocolate - there I've said it!
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:04,
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Ah yes,
Captain Wow, the nestle think tank :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:58,
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