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[challenge entry] the bike for macho boys in the 80s


should i go out? no - too cold.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# No!
That is all...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# upsidedowndogs are ace!
my sis-in-law's is on there today!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I look everyday,
that and icanhascheezburger.com, yes I am sad, but happy! ;)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
upside-down eric hasn't appeared yet. but when he does you can see the teeths can bit my best leather jacket to bits. grrrr. (he said)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# UPSIDE DOWN DOG!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I've had her

no, really
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i am her
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Why haven't you called me?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i do
when you're not around...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# tease!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# fcukin..........lol beast
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Purdy.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# OH FUCK!
BEFORE I SAW WHO POSTED IT I KNEW IT WAS YOURS
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# It's *that* sexy eh?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i were right about that saddle :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# haha
*waves of advert nostalgia*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# haha shit yeah, was that yellow pages?
woo to the pic btw
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
those ads gave my a nice warm glow. :-)

fanks for woo!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# they've got one mum!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
i remember when bikes were bikes. *thinks of wife*

punchline missing tho. stupid tube!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
ace memory
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# that is all of teh wrong...
woo!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I shall ride t5his bike to MEXICO!
AND FREEDOM!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# no freedom for you, gringo
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# femidom maybe?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# aaaayyyyy
si
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hay, meester..want some good shit, eh?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# you wanna the softa toilet paper?
you go to hotel gay boy ci
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hey man, my ass is like a liquid filter, eh?
Yeah, you seen it, twice.

Shit, I gotta piss on a cactus.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this made me think of
this for some strange reason


edit: now with actual link
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# O_o

EDIT aha that makes significantly moresense now!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# what the fuck?
my cut and paste fu failed

I cutted and pasted

fucking firefail

bah
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that foam on the handle bars looks a but too safe.

you soft nonce.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Haha
*remembers craze for putting pipe insulation on every tube possible*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# no
but i do remember sharpening up the gear stick on my chopper like a proper man(child) would.

no childhood is complete without a bisected penis.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# gah!
bugger. what was i thinking!? always with the arse me, never with the face.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i was like that when i met mrs thor.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
maybe mrs thor needs some padding on her handlebars
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just pea this here
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# the scary thing is
my pic is based on a true story
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ow ow ow
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Grifters
weighed approximately 9,000 tons.

FACT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# yup
quality scaffold-iron. bmxs are for girls.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i've just rememberd my bro in law still has his
it's at his parents so i get to burn around on it every christmas.

it is red.

not the later XL model.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# if i was a girl 'it is red' is the only info i would need about a bike
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i had a tomahawk
front wheel the size of a 1p

fuckin lethal

FACT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Ah, that hurt, man!

Not as much as jumping on your bicycle with its seat missing, but it still hurt.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# shaddap and take it like a man
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# *winces*
Very very woo!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)