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(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# orders 29

(I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# order 66?

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *Kills all Jedi scum*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *hides with the walking carpets*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hor d'oeuvre 66

(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# kill all the french scum
hahaha,al murray meets emperor palpatine
xD
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# eep. *hides*
also: 'ning B3ta! any code-clever types interested in a little project? There may be some cash as a reward!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *clicks flashy banner*
*watches computer implode*
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Fucking ipod - STAY STILL!

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're getting a cat tomorrow, because of my shoetits.

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# NOT TITCATS!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# my cat be gone.
my sister took it back yesterday.
no more hairy clothes! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I MISS HIM ALREADY o_o;;

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i bloody don't
making those weird cat noises that freak me out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# not my preferred method of cat removal
but the outcome is all that matters I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# it was hers to start with
i just got landed with it for a year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Titscatstitstoasterkittenscatstits?

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Stilts.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# whats a titcat/can i have a titcat?

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# >:( Talk to JollyJack about it you big fucking furry.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# furry?me?
what's a furry/can i have a furry?
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Basically,
it's YIFF YIFF GRR MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, Fuckpig.. no. Fuckpig, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What kind of code?
If it's about teh upload coedz, I don't have them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't do shit with nowt.
what do you need? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i wanna
thing where i can set a timer for however many minutes and it'll give me a clock or progress bar of somekind, and gimme a countdown at the end with some kinda 'drrrring!' when it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ah, an eierwekker. It's so obvious now you mention it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Actually, it is
means egg alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# EGGWAKER!
i like it. my kitchen timer is now renamed eggwaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# "WAKE MY EGGS YOU SHIT!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# eggwaker is rapidly replacing hamtoucher
in the vocabulary index of my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# "EGG WORRIER"

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# EGG BOTHERER

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
yes. essentially, this.
only there are a couple more things i'd like it to do as well.
aslo: be in the internets/on the computingmachine.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Video your eggtimer and put it on YouTube... [:)]

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hmmn...
this might actually work in the shortterm!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# a stop watch then

(I helped save b3ta! Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# for personal use
or for website use?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# me, maybe a few friends.
i want it to prod my class into keeping to timeframes.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
www.blingclock.com/?gclid=CNaYiqvY5pYCFQ6R1QodqVw8PA
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# eee!
that's great!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# needs paying for
if you want the alarm and full version, but it's 10 euros which I'm sure any educational establishment can afford and I guess if you mail them and give them the "think of the children" speech I'm sure they'll hook you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i can probly get the school to cough up ten euros.
i wanted something with reminders and an extra push at the final few seconds, but this will definitely be useful. thank you! *hugs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well.
They are open to suggestions for future versions so mail them anyway. It sounds like a good addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# http://countdown.onlineclock.net/

(I helped save b3ta! Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# oooh!
thank you! this is a very good start!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# unless it's to do with molecules, probably not, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Doesn't EVERYTHING have to do with molecules?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Particle physics doesn't :P

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I knew that before I asked

but you were supposed to say HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HELL YES

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Good.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hmm
nobody's taken me clubbing for ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Your sig is oddly appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# it is
i'm just waiting for someone to invent viagranol.
all the stiffening power of viagra with the knockout effects of rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# that's romance :D

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i will be unstoppable in my quest for constant sex!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ingredients for love potion..
one spoon of
1-[4-ethoxy-3-(6,7-dihydro-1-methyl-
7-oxo-3-propyl-1H-pyrazolo[4,3-d]pyrimidin-5-yl)phenylsulfonyl]-4-methylpiperazine citrate
one spoon of
6-(2-fluorophenyl)-2-methyl-9-nitro-
2,5-diazabicyclo[5.4.0]undeca-
5,8,10,12-tetraen-3-one

cinnamon to taste,and shake
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Wait, wait...
6-(2-fluorophenyl)?

So *that's* where I've been going wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hmm
can these ingredients be found at your local chemist's shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sildenafil

and

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist knows not does he?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)