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(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# orders 29
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# order 66?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *Kills all Jedi scum*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *hides with the walking carpets*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :D





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hor d'oeuvre 66
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# kill all the french scum
hahaha,al murray meets emperor palpatine
xD
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# eep. *hides*
also: 'ning B3ta! any code-clever types interested in a little project? There may be some cash as a reward!

(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *clicks flashy banner*
*watches computer implode*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Fucking ipod - STAY STILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're getting a cat tomorrow, because of my shoetits.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# NOT TITCATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# my cat be gone.
my sister took it back yesterday.
no more hairy clothes! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I MISS HIM ALREADY o_o;;
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i bloody don't
making those weird cat noises that freak me out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# not my preferred method of cat removal
but the outcome is all that matters I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# it was hers to start with
i just got landed with it for a year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Titscatstitstoasterkittenscatstits?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Stilts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# whats a titcat/can i have a titcat?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# >:( Talk to JollyJack about it you big fucking furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# furry?me?
what's a furry/can i have a furry?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Basically,
it's YIFF YIFF GRR MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, Fuckpig.. no. Fuckpig, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What kind of code?
If it's about teh upload coedz, I don't have them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't do shit with nowt.
what do you need? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i wanna
thing where i can set a timer for however many minutes and it'll give me a clock or progress bar of somekind, and gimme a countdown at the end with some kinda 'drrrring!' when it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ah, an eierwekker. It's so obvious now you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Actually, it is
means egg alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# EGGWAKER!
i like it. my kitchen timer is now renamed eggwaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# "WAKE MY EGGS YOU SHIT!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# eggwaker is rapidly replacing hamtoucher
in the vocabulary index of my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# "EGG WORRIER"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# EGG BOTHERER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
yes. essentially, this.
only there are a couple more things i'd like it to do as well.
aslo: be in the internets/on the computingmachine.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Video your eggtimer and put it on YouTube... [:)]
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hmmn...
this might actually work in the shortterm!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# a stop watch then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# for personal use
or for website use?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# me, maybe a few friends.
i want it to prod my class into keeping to timeframes.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
www.blingclock.com/?gclid=CNaYiqvY5pYCFQ6R1QodqVw8PA
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# eee!
that's great!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# needs paying for
if you want the alarm and full version, but it's 10 euros which I'm sure any educational establishment can afford and I guess if you mail them and give them the "think of the children" speech I'm sure they'll hook you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i can probly get the school to cough up ten euros.
i wanted something with reminders and an extra push at the final few seconds, but this will definitely be useful. thank you! *hugs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well.
They are open to suggestions for future versions so mail them anyway. It sounds like a good addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# http://countdown.onlineclock.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# oooh!
thank you! this is a very good start!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# unless it's to do with molecules, probably not, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Doesn't EVERYTHING have to do with molecules?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Particle physics doesn't :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I knew that before I asked

but you were supposed to say HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hmm
nobody's taken me clubbing for ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Your sig is oddly appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# it is
i'm just waiting for someone to invent viagranol.
all the stiffening power of viagra with the knockout effects of rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# that's romance :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i will be unstoppable in my quest for constant sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ingredients for love potion..
one spoon of
1-[4-ethoxy-3-(6,7-dihydro-1-methyl-
7-oxo-3-propyl-1H-pyrazolo[4,3-d]pyrimidin-5-yl)phenylsulfonyl]-4-methylpiperazine citrate
one spoon of
6-(2-fluorophenyl)-2-methyl-9-nitro-
2,5-diazabicyclo[5.4.0]undeca-
5,8,10,12-tetraen-3-one

cinnamon to taste,and shake
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Wait, wait...
6-(2-fluorophenyl)?

So *that's* where I've been going wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hmm
can these ingredients be found at your local chemist's shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sildenafil

and

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam


(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)