For those who like to press the snooze button


From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha!
ace!

also, reminds me of this animation which Raff Jr showed me (apologies if glasscock)
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

lol
that was awesome :)
meow!
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

You could have a steam train
If you'd just lay down your tracks
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)

*spangs*

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)

*tugs trouser*
207.44.242.20/questions/imagechallenge/post299675

First reply, point 5... ?
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

*ahem*
*slap*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

you both suck

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

You smell of wee

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

so far it has failed to attact a mate

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

I think we may have found the crux of the problem...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

but I don't have enough room

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

wibble

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

wibble like you mean it, man!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

WIBBLE
*spins arms and thrusts pelvis like a sackboy*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

Well, in that case, show me round your fruit cage.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

gladly
....


here you can see the welding quality - it's rather good...
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

*is suitably impressed*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

WOO YAY
I find it hard to believe that in the modern age in which we live where wonders abound every single day and scientists probe the fundamentals of the universe, no one has managed to produce a teasmaid which makes a good cup of tea... and you call this civilisation!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

my unique brand of dull comedy is wasted here
is there some sort of board for pensioners where I might get a better reception?

What about these colostomy bags? Eh? Am I right? Stairs? STAIRS?

... so I said to her? Use it - I haven't been able to feel it for 12 year! That one kills them in Bournemouth... literally!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

Hey, hey, hey
I laughed. I cried. It's funny 'cos it's true!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

no wonder - you're almost exactly a year older than me
*looks up to you with wonderment and respect*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

children!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'm older than you
whipper snapper (in b3ta years anyway)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

*chuckles a bit*

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

*prints out and staples to poster as a review*
mediocre: "chuckles a bit"
Bournemouth Times: "a black hand passing through the elderly community like Legionnaire's Disease..."
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

Haha

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

lol, yey!
*buys for missus*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

snooze button... work of the devil

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

lol
but was expecting the whole "IT'S ALIIIIVE", followed by the monster hitting snooze and rolling over.
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

Hahaha
:D
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

lol
So that's how it was made.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahaha
*buys for self*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

I could do with one of those

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

hehehehe!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)