this was in my head

perhaps racist at best

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(synackle well shit in my hands and clap, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

shia brilliance.

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

www.instantrimshot.com
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Why does 'rimshot' sound like the worst of euphemisms?
Ja, Gunther, do the rimshot!
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

That's drummers for you.

(Dr Teeth keeping his lob in a sexy twat since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

:(

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

Why does 'sadtrombone' sound like the worst of euphemisms?
Ja, Gunther, do the sadtrombone!
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

*extends arm*
*removes arm*
'BBBRRRRAAAARRRPPPP!'

I see what you mean.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

I used to get all the drummer jokes when I was in a band.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Ha. ha. ha.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

I resent those jokes as a drummer myself

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

I feel the pain.
sniff.

I had to leave the band after copping off with the bassist's girlfriend...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

Lucky you can't read them, then.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

www.instantrimshot.com
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

ha!

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

That thing is so hard to beat . . . I love playing with it !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

Dirty boy.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Oh dear.
Pfft.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

haha
free orange crayons and 1,000 virgins with every drink
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Think of the sticky mess . . .
Shiite !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

nicely done! - but don't worry, it's a bit like Muslim weather...
/partially sunni, but mostly shiite ;)
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

teehee
thanks :)
(synackle well shit in my hands and clap, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)