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[challenge entry] this was in my head

perhaps racist at best

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(synackle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# shia brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Why does 'rimshot' sound like the worst of euphemisms?
Ja, Gunther, do the rimshot!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That's drummers for you.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
#
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Why does 'sadtrombone' sound like the worst of euphemisms?
Ja, Gunther, do the sadtrombone!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *extends arm*
*removes arm*
'BBBRRRRAAAARRRPPPP!'

I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I used to get all the drummer jokes when I was in a band.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Ha. ha. ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I resent those jokes as a drummer myself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I feel the pain.
sniff.

I had to leave the band after copping off with the bassist's girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# That thing is so hard to beat . . . I love playing with it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Oh dear.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# haha
free orange crayons and 1,000 virgins with every drink
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Think of the sticky mess . . .
Shiite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# nicely done! - but don't worry, it's a bit like Muslim weather...
/partially sunni, but mostly shiite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# teehee
thanks :)
(synackle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)