I want this so hard it hurts.


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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hell yeah.
The front bit would probably break some sort of law though.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

Don't worry, it'll break off five minutes after you purchase it

/youthtraumablog
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

this is why you don't
buy penis extensions
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

it was meant to break off, silly!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4I4hDoEIMRs
( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

haha
"breakaway front end" lol
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

I know
but the black bars just broke in two

Also: what the fuck is up with those feet? Speederbikes don't have feet.
I took those off willingly.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

that's where the rider's feet are meant to go
if they'd been made to the right scale
( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

yeah
somebody fucked that design up for sure
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)

it's alright
just hang a red and white triangle off it and it's legal
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?
[edit] sorry been awake over 48 hours and where dose one WANT this so hard
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

"and where dose one what this so hard?"

No sorry - are you foreign?
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

no just from a jersey care home
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Up ze bum?

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?
*also

its Speak no B3TA Hear no B3TA BREAK wi-fi see no B3TA
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

I like the fact that he still can't spell does correctly even in the edit
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

its wonderful isnt it?
:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

psst!
'does'
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

you spelt
"and where dose one what this so hard?" wrong
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

7 times

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

( mofaha, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

(HoBag (TM) <-- Fookin' legend, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

It still makes no sense.

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

and what does this want so hard?

(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

"With extendable anal probe, for those high speed interrogations."
Hoorah!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

um i think thats a sounding rod
not an anal probe
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

unless it's the Goatse4000XTi

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

Nice!
Allo all, how're we all today?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

ello scary
not bad

you?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

Hard at work
but glad for work to do
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

ill ;( *cough* ;)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

Aww
*offers lemsip*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

thank you

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

want one

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hell yes

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

:D
He better hope there are no sharp bends!

Woo!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)