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( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

Ouch.

(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

it works as well!
ive got 3!

does this guy win or fail at life?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU





( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Kazoo ukelele
FTW WOOO.
(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Seriously. He wins. SO. HARD.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

^this^

(skeltonator Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

thought as much

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

A star is invented !
Applause !
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

That's a win
at least he can play a bit. I wish I could play my guitars but I have zero musical talents yet I still own guitars - wishful thinking?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

i have zero musical tallent
and i play bass* and starting on flute and guitar...tis easy with a bit of patience


*explains alot really

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

I know chords or at least the easy chords
but the really difficult ones annoy me as I find I can't make the shapes properly and I hit duff notes. But what I really want to do is get some nice hansome bloke to show me how to put chords into something resembling music. But I have a strum every now and again and look at my guitar book in confusion 5ths, 6ths, 7ths etc. major minor chords blah blah - and then I read that some of the best guitar players are self taught.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

Self taught keeps you looser . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Then I must be a very loose woman ;)
I agree, though, freestyle break you free of the monotony of sounding like you've learnt from a book - I probably sound like I've learnt from a tone-deaf mongoose.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

The ultimate in uniqueness . . .
Tone-Deaf Mongoose . . . great name for a band !
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

you need
www.guitar-pro.com/en/index.php
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

That looks good I've bookmarked for future puzzlement.

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

you need powah cords!

(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

It's even easier
if you buy a synthesiser
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

He wins because of the song.
He loses because he looks like he should be in a wheelchair pushed by David Walliams
( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

haha
he does doesn't he.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

Oh my god

(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

I like the way the chainsaw
looks like it has a foot harness on the top.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

Gives me an idea for making wooden shoes . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

haha seagal may be tough
but he's flinching......the softy
( elvisweathercock, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

He's more poultry than water fowl . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)