NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE DAILY MAIL


B3ta is issuing you a three word challenge: The Daily Mail.

This challenge was suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by for by more people than have ever voted for a challenge, ever.

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

fuck yeah
nice one
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hahaha! Marvelous!
:D

*edit* But there's gonna be an AWFUL lot of pearoasts!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

Archie finally begged enough did he?
;)

*EDIT - QUICK FRASER! IMPOSE THE NEW "NO REPOSTS" RULE
Is it really too much to ask for people to do something new?
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

*zips Fraser back up*

( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

*hands Archie a face wipe*

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

a double whiskey wouldn't go amiss, either

( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

brilliant
altho...'eyes Arch suspiciously' could this be playing into their fascist hands, perhaps thru an insider
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

I've got this man on the inside...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dacre
/check out the section 'criticisms' - he could almost be a b3tan with language like that
( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Seig Heil
Ze Mail's fuhrer
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

Surely that's only going to work if it's rigidly enforced.
That would be a fairly hefty commitment from the mods, surely...
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

It's a conundrum
Reposts might be annoying, but it's also a brilliant way of getting all images related to a theme together in one place, of building an entertaining archive.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

true
and in this case it might be best for teh Daily Mail to have all the documents easily accessible for it's legal team ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

...For publications to nick with greater ease.
/actually, well put, Fraser
( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

i said that the other week
give me back my reply
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

That's perfectly
fine by me. But is it too much to ask that you remind people ( each week would be nice ) that images previously posted should be put in an existing thread so as to be courteous to those making new material?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

But reposts are all I have!

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Not quite right
Scotland & Wales would be towns near the edges of England, and London should cover 60% of England
(DrNibdy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

:D

(Ysol, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

cheers Fraser,
/cheque is in the post

Edit: I'm offering 3-1 odds that the compo is pulled by the weekend on a request from the Mail's legal team, due to the image 'content' of this challenge.

10-1 odds that we're portrayed in the 'Mail on Sunday' as an 'internet site that's a threat to all of civilized society' etc etc
( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

yay, glad you finally got your wish
right, I'm off out :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

have a fine evening, sir

( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

best dream up a new banner with a few alterations to avoid any copyright issues
mine's down there if anyone wants it, but i'm sure it could be done better.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

wOOOOO!!!!! yeaaaahhhh!!
edit :


quick and dirty
(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

haha, I can only read that headline in the voice of Brian Blessed :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

they made the colon as low as they could
I'm sure that adds somehow to the effect.
(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

Hooray!
Well, I'll be busy on this one.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

you get my email?
- They replied today, with an acknowledgement of the points raised.

I have a feeling this compo will shred any 'goodwill' gesture ;)
( The Great Architect, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

all part
of ze Ginger Führer's plan


edit: and yes I did, thanks
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

ring leaders plot to destroy honest british
single mum terror shock attack!
(in abortion immigrant scandal)
(Radio Active Tea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

Oi! Give me my image back!

( Halibut ran out of time, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

clicky clicky click
most good
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hehehe, excellent.
*reposts in an existing thread and doesn't enter into the image challenge because it's a bit shit, PLEASE TAKE NOTE EVERYONE WHO IS TEMPTED TO COMPO ANY OLD TENOUS CRAP IN A NEW THREAD*

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

compo it!!!
and click
( The Twisted Omentum The only thing better than hairspray, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

bloody hell !!!
sorry i mean bl***y h*ll, or gosh.

cfb.

anybody wanting to use this crudely modified mail banner please feel free
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

Wheeeee!!!!

(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Hahahaha

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

Might as well get this out of the way, then...
Many moons ago, I made a Daily Mail Headlineinator in response to a b3ta newsletter question... here's the example I made from it.

Careful now!


(greem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

Hahaha
good picture of Dougal there.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

Yes,
but why the pic of Radovan Karadzic?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)

This is all kinds of wonderful
Ace!
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)

Hooray!
Daily Mail bashing is right up my street!
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)