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( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

hehe

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

*is amused but confused by the weird angle of David*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

it's a sexier angle

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Sure, if you like small cocked men
do you like small cocked men?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

I dunno,
at that angle there can be no doubt that he has a tinky winky :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hmpf
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
( Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Nice!

Ning All!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

ning sushi
how are?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

Not too bad,
I set my alarm for 8 o'clock this morning, woke up, and thought, Meh, I'll have a little more of a nap.

I just woke up :S
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha
sounds familiar
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

If you ever find out who invented the snooze button,
please let me know so I can cunt them in the fuck!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

what do you do all day?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

I am sure I do more in a day than you do!
And that goes for all the time you were ta uni too you dirty layabout student!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

bollocks. list the things you do in a day and I'll list mine, before and after.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Nah, I don't wanna.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

pfft

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I can tell you what I am doing right now.
I am drinking a cup of tea and having a cigarette, whilst listening to the mystery hour on LBC.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

smoking is bad for you
i'm sitting under a fan, in the dark, surrounded by empty beer bottles and pages of working out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Yes, Smoking is bad for you.
But paradoxically, it is super cool!

Haven't you just finished uni? Why the hell are you still doing working out stuff!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

it's all old working out stuff, you don't think i tidy up do you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Girls will have sex with boys who turn the light on
and tidy up their mess.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

you don't think that if the read the calculations that they would moisten up a bit?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh dear....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

'ning
:)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

How do FAAMTS?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

I'm sloping around in dresing gown mode
as I have man flu :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Awesome!
Man Flu is wonderful :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

I am producing a fascinating amount of globular phlegm
and it's bright green with dark flecks in it.
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

That sounds brilliant!
Once, when I had a chest infection, I coughed up a bit of phlegm that looked just like Flubber.

I was slightly worried that Disney advertising had really gone too far....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

Now that's a seriously over eager PR department!
I've also combined man flu day with quitting smoking day to make me slightly more irrational and shouty. It's been great fun so far :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Women and Kids deserve to be shouted at by men anyway for being inferior ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

haha
very good
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

groan. had to filename that one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

By Milkelangelo?

Have a pea!
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

Haha
Have Penis de Milo...


( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

a boris de milo, you say?


and a similarly half arsed one of my sister:

( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ditto dong
Click for bigger
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

Haha

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

top punnage!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha!
not seen that one before, it's ace :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)