Not me I'm afraid.
Though it's good to know there's another celebrity love child around these parts.
He's not looking at staples, he got mango chutney on the edge of the paper and is thinking of a way to get it off.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician.,
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It would take a Pantzer Division to get the mango chutney off
unfortunately all the Pantzer Divisions have been sent to the Eastern Front so will have to make do with a non-Arian spork!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12,
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