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( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

looks like
he's about to try a cheeky fwap.
(Octo , living la vida broker, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

to try?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Fwap or fwap not.
There is no try.
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

exactly

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

??

( Asnivor is getting his ass to mars on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

UGGGH
ZE PEADO'S.....UGGGGGGH.....ZE AZYLUM ZEEKERS.....UMMMMMM......SPOOGE,
(Octo , living la vida broker, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

ahahahahaha!!!!
edit: my boss surprised me on this... oh no..

now he thinks that i'm a gay nazi :(
should i quit?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

I'd be more worried...
that he mistook you for a daily mail reader :)
( Asnivor is getting his ass to mars on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

Promotion chance perhaps?

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

"Damn that gefilte fish has given me the terrible wind, Oi Vey!"

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

Other hand.



Wait for it to animate.....WAIT FOR IT....WAIT FOR IT!!!!
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

I am sorely tempted...
Although it would probably be NSFW :)
( Asnivor is getting his ass to mars on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

HaroldBishop'sLoveChild
I haven't been on b3ta in a while you wouldn't happen to be BennyHill'sLoveChild?

I like that Hitler is so pleased with his choice of paper he's reading the staples on the edge. "Fine quality these staples you could Annex the Sudetenland with staples as good as these, Oi Vey!"
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

what a union that would be
benny hill and harold bishop getting jiggy with it.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

... To Yakkety Sax

( The Great Architect, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Wouldn't Benny just watch & "pull the head off it" (allegedly)
whilst Harold got it on with some saucy lady?
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

Not me I'm afraid.
Though it's good to know there's another celebrity love child around these parts.

He's not looking at staples, he got mango chutney on the edge of the paper and is thinking of a way to get it off.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

It would take a Pantzer Division to get the mango chutney off
unfortunately all the Pantzer Divisions have been sent to the Eastern Front so will have to make do with a non-Arian spork!
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)