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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

hahaha yes!

(Alpaca hmmm, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

They're all waiting in line
and they all want a kiss from him
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

tongue action?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

They are all awaiting to annex his sudetenland
Ooo er, Matron.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

Am I the only person to have ever mixed up the word annex with artex?

( Mu Sticks™, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

no
which explains why I was quite surprised when the workmen ringed my ceiling with heavy artillery
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

You should never let workmen ring you with anything.
Oh sorry, I mis-read that.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

Maybe the Czechs needed their houses redecorated
in a fashion that would eventually be lambasted on Changing Rooms by Laurence Llewelyn Bowen!
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

NEIN

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

TEN!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

sheisser!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

haha............who could resist?

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

Fredriech's of Hitlerwouldn't !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Ha
Mein Mail.
( zeltergiset, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

all heil mein mail!

(Alpaca hmmm, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

Nein! Mein Mail!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

Nein.....Mind Mein Mail Mein Heir!!!!

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

heir herr hair *coughs*

(Alpaca hmmm, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

bin dun a thousand times and better by at least 999 of them
must try harder.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

like I give a fuck

p.s. show us your mimsy
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

Hahahaha
:D
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

UPSKIRT!!!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

brilliant!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

Quickly, fetch the spray on afro, Herr Hitler is looking a little sparse on top.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

Über alles . . . cha cha cha !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

ooooooooo


*shuffles through song collection*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

Hope ya don't mind.

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

oh goodness me
hehehehehe - yes :D
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)