You are a Post-It Queen...
From B3ta

From the Recreating Album Covers challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(babydad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

But......we're b3ta.
*frightened*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

*hugs*
it's all ok
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

STOP HUGGING HER
fragile women on b3ta are mine
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

O RLY?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

m'dear boy
you're mistaken
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

If we're not b3ta
am I not Captain Wow?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

if reality has been swerved
you can be anyone you want to be
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

I want to be Jem then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

jem!
and her magic earrings!

i'll be elvira.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

There's no decent sexy gingers. Hmph.
Well, Julianne Moore. I don't want to *be* her though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

you could wear a wig
or invent a new sexy ginger
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

I'm going to have to
unless I want to be David Caruso.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

nobody wants to be david caruso
not even david caruso
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Chap across the desks says Gillian Anderson.
Bugger me, I must be having an excellent hair day.

Her then. I want to be her. Or Winslet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

be a sexy mixture of the two
bugger, sis is here to take me shopping. 'bye!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

YES to either of those

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

hahaha
her dream wasn't to see Tom O'Conner performing on a cruise liner. in fact, seeing tom O'Conner on a cruise liner is not even a dream o tom o'conners
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

phwoar...... and tilda swinton

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

I still want to be female though
Tilda, though amazing, is a bit too androgynous for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

imagine having her, bowie and annie lennox in bed
it'd be like an orgy in a mannequin factory
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

:D your brain, it makes me happy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

i sometimes have dreams where I rescue you from zombies

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

Rescue ME?!
In my zombie dreams I'm the one with all the guns. Like a pasty Vasquez.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

pfffft
*clicks* :D
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

Then none of us are who we are
It is like the Matrix, but it stopped at just the first film
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Maybe I'm Captain Wow
Maybe we're ALL Captain Wow
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

there's a little captain in all of us

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Only the very lucky or the spread eagled and asleep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

bury me in a Y-shaped coffin

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

\o/

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

That's an image to savour...
*savours*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

:D *overemphasised cartoonish creeping*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

hehe...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

*resists temptation to do "In Soviet Russia" response*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

resistance is futile

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

HELLO WOWOWOWOWOWO. How has your day been?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

Shite
and I've got to get off here, I've got stuff to do.

Vous?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Spent the afternoon looking for decent jobs and talking to the Open Uni.
I had a couple of pints on the way home to make me feel better :( :) :( :) (:) :)
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ahhh good stuff.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

*holds out arms*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

*hug* poor thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

I am a poor, shaven blossom.
I hate shaving to look respectable. I had a lovely beard for like the first time ever :(
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

You work behind a bar though, don't you?
They make you shave?

Fucking Taliban.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

I do, and no, they don't.
But as I was on the prowl for new job, I figured I should look good for it. TASTY SHIRT, HAIR TIED BACK, CLEAN SHAVEN.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Oh alright, fair enough then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

this compo is near to death

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

preform?

( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

it's like wanking
with more wanking
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Is George and his mechanical implements involved?

( The Great Architect, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

No, George's device is clockwork* and requires no computer
*except for the all new steam-powered Wanking Spanner
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

mmmm Glod

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

hmmm
images.google.co.uk/images?rls=ig&hl=en&q=abba+gold&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

its the effort that went into it
that makes is special :P
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

Scissors
I was going to try and do some cutting out, but I'm not allowed scissors at work, so I done it with a pen.

The post-it was much golder on my desk.

P.S. I'm re-creating the current 5632nd re-issue of the greatest hits, thank you, now with more gold.
(babydad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

b3ta is gay i hate b3ta everyone on b3ta is an idiot
stupid b3ta
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

BUT WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
*hugs*
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

suck my cock

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

but....it's so small and smelly

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

was I talking to you, cock-snot?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

but Dr D IS small and smelly!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

ARSE
I just thought of that!!!
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)