What is it?
and why is he not drinking monkey beer?!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)

Monkey beer is too expensive for him
It is for discerning tastes only and only to be drunk by Kings, Queens and people in between

edit: I just sneezed and lacking a tissue, just blew my nose on a teabag. I'm tempted to save it for a colleague's teabreak
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

Although not actually Queens, as it isn't for the ladies?

( The Alchemist away with you small boys!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

Men can be queens too, darling.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

*awards lots of points for that one*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

*puts in purse for safekeeping*
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

It's this one, isn't it?


Edit: Acually, this is so brill I may actually have to buy one... :D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

You been going through my handbag again? :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)

I only stole the tube of Mentos...
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

Bloody hell!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha
My missus has been asking me what I want for christmas. Now I can tell her.

How much for delivery?
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)

Narutard =P
*wants*
(Cloudane, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)