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( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)

Pfffttt...
Woo
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)

when this one will have kittens,
let me know
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

nice work sir

( bilbobarneybobs is a nana, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

hello chap!
how's you?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)

I'm not so bad thanks
I'm saddened by the imminent loss of Woolies

I have fond memories of working there as a Saturday lad in Sixth form

:(
( bilbobarneybobs is a nana, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)

awww
in loving memory, get down there and rape the shelves of cheap tat that you can give to loved ones this Festive holy time
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)

yay robots

( bilbobarneybobs is a nana, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

With frikkin' lasers!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

Baby Bagpuss!!
Cute
( pobblepop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)

Well that's a nice thing to log on and see.
'ningles all.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)

Can someone host it on b3tards?
I need cheering up.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad 's dead, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)

Not mine to host.
Ask young Master Ollis.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)

I've put it on t'blog
happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)

Awwww
Proper lovely that is. Thanks Toast. Have a kitteh in return.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad 's dead, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)

*blubs uncontrollably*
click
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)

:)
*passes hankie*
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)

*blows heavily*
I can't decide if its sad or joyful though...
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)

it achieved the desired efffect then :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaw ikkle baby bagpuss! ^_^

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)

morning Mr P

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

ning :)

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)

bless

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

Lovely stuff.
I appear to have something in my eye.
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

wasn't it you who said...
"not real Bagpuss! does not like!
sorry, I have a reaction against all the toys and figurines that always completely fail to capture Bagpuss' likeness"

How far the mighty have fallen..
( Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

I'm sorry, are you trying to call me a hypocrite or something?
While I am in no way denying I can be a hypocrite, find me a human being who claims not to be to some degree or another and I will call them a liar, this isn't one of the plastic toys or figures that I was refering to.

My comment last night was about how the toys failed to capture Bagpuss' look or feel and were therefore quite ugly and obnoxious to me in the way that things that are callously cashing in on something often are.

I'm sorry you took my critique of merchandising so badly, especially as it wasn't aimed at you at all.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

dude... relax.. jeez..
why so serious?

i was just messin with ya.
( Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

if you're messing it helps to put a ;) after the comment
I thought you were being serious
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

troll

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Labelling our posts now,
are we?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

Heh, wow.
You have missed the point completely.
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

This is lovely
*click*
:D
( XLVII, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

I think there's something wrong with this image
'cos looking at it is making my eyes all watery.
;(
( sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)

awwwwage!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)

*sniff*
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)

Thankyou
for this! Awesome and yet saddening :)
(Lord Volodor funny til sum1 hurts themself, then its hilarious!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

Fluff!
Apparently Mrs D doesn't think this is the sort of thing to be showing a pregnant lady, as it makes them go all blubbery. Well done sir.
(psd eats stuff. Often., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)

With all due respect,
This is fucking awful!

I suspect it will be in an email from the intolerably humourless girl in accounts by next Wednesday, it is that bad.

Fucking snap out of it and give us an OP zombie, you maudlin cunt.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)

I must heartily endorse this
seriously, b3ta, what the fuck are you up if you think this wank is actually any good?
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

Yeah...
I was wondering what was going on.
(LokiMD, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

It would be fine I reckon
trimmed to be just the cat. It's the text (and the stomach bug) that makes me retch.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

bagsie

(jibberish, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

Is it wrong to find that arousing?
Great first post!
(Davethefan probably shouldnt have clicked that on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

Is it wrong to find that arousing?
Thanks ;-)

Anyone can shed a tear in any way they see fit
(jibberish, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

This is retching awful.

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)