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[challenge entry] Under certain lights, Postgate's contribution to entertainment can be truly quantified...


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahha fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :)
alright dolltits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Wotcher......transformerpenis.
I'm not well, you have to let me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ah yes
mmm vomit. have you considered going to the doctor?

I know it's a completely zany idea, but surely worth a try...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah but this is me.
I'm far too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yes
wait til you're dead, then go to the doctor. I put dibs on your corpse, while you're still warmish please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shall remember to make it my last words.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# the warmness is not that important
I can always give you a quick blast in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I reckon I'd taste lovely cooked.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow risotto....
Sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# with peas, prosciutto and parmesan.
Oh, and smoked paprika.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hmmm, yes... I hadnt considered cooking your luke-warm corpse...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# See? That's why I'm here. To think of these things.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yes, it's a good plan.
I imagine I'll have quite an appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nothing makes me hungrier than a corpse.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha
right, enough of this. Don't die without giving me notice and I'll make arrangements.

I'm off to finish a drawing. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ok then.
Come back at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I demand that you go home
take the rest of today and tomorrow off.

What are you in work to do and have you done it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# All of my work
nope.

I've got about 14 hours worth of stuff too do today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# can any of it be done from home?
have you considered puking on your boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Nope, afraid not.
As I run a team I've got to be in the office to run them.

Yes, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# What if you made a larger than life sized statue of yourself in gold
and had it wired up to say inspirational things to your team.... or things like "I'M ALWAYS WATCHING... ALL HAIL FAE"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I wish I could, I wish I could.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# heh
I was making a newsletter yesterday which was going on about how customer service departments experience the highest employee sickness rates of any sector
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You try being screamed at/looked down on/ threatened 8 hours a day, every day.
My guys are atually pretty good for sickness, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's just what Captains have to do.
Can't let the ship go down for a dose of scurvy.
(And it impresses the admirals).
Edit: see fp, sixth image.

But stop if it gets too much, yes? — b3ta needs its captain too!
*breaks out the rum*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *swiftly dodges*
Oh, that was a smile... sorry :D
Seriously: get well soon. I'm no medic, but maybe try to have a good 5 minute rest every hour or so? You don't want to get completely wrung out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D if only I could pet.
ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I hope they do, I can't play the harp!

Ning Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Ningles.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# poor old bagpuss is taking it badly :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
look at his big round face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hm?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# huh?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I thought i detected sarcasmicness

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I think he was just pointing out his big round face

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# he certainly does have a big round one.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# it's a minefield round here isn't it :D
What Proj said, I was commending you on spotting how GL's big neck made the perfect big round headness of Bagpuss. no sarcasm at all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ok.
i didnt profess to it being a clever joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# what does cleverness matter? it made me laugh, job done :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ok :)
yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
what IS he growing under his chin...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it's no moon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is it a spare arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That'sno moon
can't believe no other fucker did that
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# A magnificant tumour, it would seem.
Either that or a breathing pouch like a frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# he looks like a
giraffe which has had an anvil fall on it's head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaha

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Looks like he wore a tie too tight
and a moob popped up there.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
I've been working on what I call 'The Lucas Formula' to judge how shit a film is, inspired by The Phantom Menace.. goes roughly like this:

(Budget of film x Pre-release hype (out of 10)) / audience goodwill (out of 10)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i think someone posted a graph of Lucas neck-size vs. film quality :)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Is it just me...?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha
w00t!
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Heehee

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# or the one Brian Blessed played in Phantom Menace

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# This one?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that's teh fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha
Full of win
(jasper johns is not very creative, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! elvisweathercock, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)