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[challenge entry] Coming Soon To a Childhood Near You

From the UK TV, Hollywood Style challenge. See all 339 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hello pud!
I have a pork pie defrosting on top of my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# WOW
I would like a pork pie of my very own!

*hug*

Ciggy time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# They're like hen's teeth out here
It was specially imported for my eating pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Don't get it, but pretty colours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
imagine the hijinks he'd get up to!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# IMAGINE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# BRUM: Look, Michael...
...my sensors indicate that Granny Slippers has tripped over one of Mr Brillo's gnomes and her knitting will end up in the canal!

[Michael Brum flicks his permed hair and presses the turbo button, resulting in a spectacular slow-motion leap 15ft in the air to intercept the errant knitting despite the canal towpath being completely flat]

BRUM: That was close!

[Michael Knight returns knitting and he gets off with Granny Slippers (heavy implication only, this is Saturday teatime after all)]
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)