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# BRUM: Look, Michael...
...my sensors indicate that Granny Slippers has tripped over one of Mr Brillo's gnomes and her knitting will end up in the canal!

[Michael Brum flicks his permed hair and presses the turbo button, resulting in a spectacular slow-motion leap 15ft in the air to intercept the errant knitting despite the canal towpath being completely flat]

BRUM: That was close!

[Michael Knight returns knitting and he gets off with Granny Slippers (heavy implication only, this is Saturday teatime after all)]
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)