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# I nicked this teapaxx pick a while ago
Sorry to whoever it belongs to. I are a idiot.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You are a very nawtee pearoasting idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# MmmmhMhhMMMmhmmm...
Nyeeeeergeeehehhhh.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Yes, yes you are!
www.b3ta.com/board/8952586

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# You have unleashed the leashes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# doctor dyslexia is shit
and you aren't even that good

*ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Nooooooo
I honestly love the doctor. IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Fuck off back to qotw Adam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oh its school holidays isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# why am i looking at your shit picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# but how many shits out of 5 do you rate it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# put it this way
the picture is so shit if i were to do a shit on it, it would make it less shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# One great big, piss out your arse, norovirus shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I'll see your norovirus and raise you a filovirus
Shit out your intestines too that way.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# pleasant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# simple yet effective
a quote probably written on your school report
(Pob mk2, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
A cheese of 7,000 lb (3,175 kg) was produced in Ingersoll, Ontario, in 1866 and exhibited in New York and Britain; it was immortalised in the poem "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds" by James McIntyre, a Canadian poet.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# 7 ton cheese.
Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# It's funny you mention that
my wife and I went looking for the statue that memorialised this cheese, in Perth, Ontario.

We were driving all around this town and we couldn't find anyone who'd even heard of the cheese.

We eventually found the cheese statue upside down and covered in moss behind the high street by the old railway tracks.

It was a tragic moment and a terrible waste of a cheesy monolith.
(rpophessagr, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and yet there were bigger...
In 1893 farmers from the town of Perth, Ontario produced The Mammoth Cheese, at a weight of 22,000 lb (10,000 kg) for that year's Chicago World's Fair. When placed on exhibit with the Canadian display, The Mammoth Cheese promptly crashed through the floor and had to be placed on reinforced concrete in the Agricultural Building. It was more written about than any other single exhibit at the fair, and received the bronze medal.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
A still larger Wisconsin Cheddar cheese of 34,951 lb (15,853 kg) was produced for the 1964 New York World's Fair. It required the equivalent of the daily milk production of 16,000 cows.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I think that was a statue to a different cheese
which weighed 22,000 pounds.
Ah, yes - as in the post above.
cwangdom.blogspot.com/2006/04/extra-extra-cheese-in-perth.html
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Hmmm
'It was a tragic moment and a terrible waste of a cheesy monolith.'

Sounds like my sex-life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# lol ur all wicked totally random d00d lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *Confused*
*Nods back off*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# A perfect shape and size for
shoving it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# fail
you are the fail, you are the fail, you are, you are, you are the fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)