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[challenge entry] Literal lot aren't they.


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(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# SHE'S LYING.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That was the only thing I knew about Jimmy Nail until I went to england
I don't want nobody else, I love youSHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I love your teethSHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You're an accomplished musicianSHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# She says

It's like in a song, remember ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# YOU'RE LYING
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# WHY DOES SHINIGAWA PRETEEEEEEEEEND?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Because his shoes are made from crocodile parts
but not the right ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# WHAT A BITCH.
EDIT: Woohoo! Go me! I've just printed this up as a pressie for the bar manager of the place I'm exhibiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I want to try eating a crocodile steak.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Tastes like chicken
Chews like beef

I guess there's a reason why they're not farmed. Aside from the teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# That's what I've been told, I thought they'd sortof be saltier, bit like fish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Crocs tend to live in freshwater habitats
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# These don't ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_water_crocodile

(and they're massive!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# quoting wikipedia
Saltwater crocodiles generally spend the tropical wet season in freshwater swamps and rivers, moving downstream to estuaries in the dry season, and sometimes traveling far out to sea.

oh k3b/-\b you cunt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I had baby croc meat a l'orange in Zim
And warthog for main course. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# what was desert?
stewed catus and custard? hehehehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'll have you know it was very succulent. Mnyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# They still spend the majority of their time in saltwater cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The tropical wet season lasts for six months
in other news, I am LOVING the new Q-Tip album.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I've always thought it pretty amazing that they can survive in both
If you put a river fish in the sea it would die, and if you put sea life in a river it would die.

Those fucking SCARY, perfectly adapted killing machines can live in both.
It's like a spider learning to fly, or a shark being able to come up the beach to grab you

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# orcas will do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# free willy was a pile of bollocks.
AHAHAHAHAHAAH look at this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiko_(orca)
look at occupation
hahahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Si
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=42mg0FnRicA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *Cries*
Poor ikkle seals.

FFS must be time of the month or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# NYOM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Well, they don't have gills so the fish comparison might not be right
Also: there are gliding spiders and killer whales that do come up the beach to grab seals.

www.wonderbookofknowledge.com/flyingspider.php

YAY FOR MOTHER EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I don't know why you hate me so much o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Don't blame me, blame mother earth
au.youtube.com/watch?v=PzORmlr_0wY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# the estuarary thingies aren't really salty.
and as gronkpan points out, it's probably fifty fifty
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# WHY IS NOBODY AGREEING WITH ME ON THE NEW Q-TIP ALBUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It is a crock of shitting fuck piss.
There...how was that?

EDIT: Have not heard yet!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i haven't heard it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm much too preoccupied with my sexy new phone
and the fact that I'm sat in a towel spazzing b3ta when I have a million things to do before we set off to Wales in just under 2 hours o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# They're not so edible
As much as I like the concept of eating something that would more likely eat me in the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I guess the scientists better get cracking on creating some killer chickens then :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# They already have.
Just ask the folk in South East Asia.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahah! Touché!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahaahaha good one mate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I want to try eating a crocodile's steak.
Someone could run a book.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# the book is tired, it would prefer a taxi ride.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# What kind of witchcraft is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)